13 Stupid Questions with TESLA

Judging by the numerous Google searches and questions from fans with respect to our review of Tesla’s Forever More, there is some pent-up demand to learn more about one of the most underrated rock groups of the past quarter century.  We’ve found our review has helped Tesla fans rediscover their love of this band and [...]

Jet packs provide thrill, possible burnt asshole

When you are filthy rich and insane, you can easily get bored.  After you’ve traveled across the Atlantic in a hot air balloon and scaled Mount Everest there’s really only one thing left to do: Strap two rockets on your back and attempt to fly to the moon.  Recently, I opened up the Wall Street Journal, [...]

An Ode to Our Fallen Knights of Lactase

Ah…The milkman. A man that delivered milk to your house… as a job…that he got paid for. What kind of world was it to live in that didn’t include a fully stocked supermarket loaded with every manner of dairy product known to civilized man? My lord, can you imagine? The horror of going without my daily carafe of milk, or pint of sour cream.