13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer

About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. [...]

Emos, Hipsters, and Goths found to originate from same strand of douchebag

Am I getting old or are these things all pretty much the same thing? Here’s why I think this: “normal” people always assume that I belong to one of these categories. (I have dark hair and heavy bangs, obviously I’m some sort of non-conformist.) So, just for the sake of argument, I tried to weasel [...]