The Beatles Finally Available on iTunes

If you’re not buying your music from iTunes, you’re not buying it from Steve Jobs, which means you’re pissing him off.

Apple unleashes iSlate, Mass Hysteria Ensues.

I realized then and there that I absolutely had to have an iSlate, and it didn’t matter to me how many people had to die in the process.

A Brief History of Cell Phones.

Somewhere Steve Jobs is laughing at you as he masturbates into a hundred dollar bill. And he’s laughing because it used to be your hundred dollar bill.