Friday, February 10, 2012

New Great White album a flamethrower of flaming crap

I think I found the worst album ever. It is Great White’s newest release Rising. It is so bad that not only did I delete it from my most recent playlist, I think I’m going to completely remove it from my library because it is so bad that I don’t want to risk ever having [...]

GNR releases slew of new albums, most involve banjos, harps

March 22, 2009 by captainboondoggle  
Filed under Music

Inspired by Cannon’s recent posts on long-forgotten musical gems in the world of rock, I decided to go on my own fishing expedition to find a long ago cast aside album that I too could possibly rediscover and add to my superb collection of hair metal silliness.     With the risk of RUFKM becoming a [...]

Aerosmith records new album for 2009, classic album Pump reviewed

February 27, 2009 by Loose Cannon  
Filed under Album Reviews, Music

Aerosmith is now back in the studio, recording a new album for release near the end of 2009 and going on tour. They are recording with Brendan O’Brien (AC/DC, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam) and Joe Perry mentions that they are “going back to their roots” which is industry code for “we realize our last [...]

Appetite For Deconstruction -Chinese Democracy Review #1

November 24, 2008 by Loose Cannon  
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music

Why are we are doing an album review on RUFKM? Because the title of the GNR‘s new album should be: “AXL’S SHENANIGANS.” Amazon.com Widgets Let’s get one thing straight before I begin this review. I do not want this to be a Guns N’ Roses history lesson — but we need to put a few [...]

Chinese Democracy – Album Review

Stumble It!   Amazon.com Widgets  How does one begin a review of Chinese Democracy? An album that is arguably one of the most highly anticipated releases in the history of rock-n-roll. A rumored holy grail and purported savior of the rock genre that even neophytes to music, the deaf and grandmothers know is the first [...]

Welcome to the Bungle – The Third Unofficial Review of Chinese Democracy

So now we come to the final of our three reviews for Chinese Democracy. Like my esteemed colleagues I hold Appetite for Destruction in the highest regard, and put the Use Your Illusion albums in my list of the top 20 all time greats. No such list currently exists, but if it DID, Appetite would [...]