The Legend of Obama Burgundy: His teleprompter works 60% of the time, all the time

It is a well documented fact that President  Obama takes his teleprompter EVERYWHERE.  He doesn’t just use it for speeches, but takes it to interviews, meetings, etc.  According to sources the times he has NOT brought his teleprompter with him, his speeches have been awful and he even enunciates the wrong words and says the [...]

Connection found between Sir Mix-A-Lot, SpongeBob, Burger King, and Kumar going to Washington

There has been a thought forming in my subconscious  for some time now.  Even I, the Great Boondoggle, struggle with this riddle of insanity as it awaits release from my brilliant mind to share with the world. This passion can be withheld no longer.  I must release this torrent of superfluousness so you can suffer the [...]