Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool – Stupid Video Interview

Here is a YouTube clip of an interview we did with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool at Crue Fest in W. Palm Beach.   You wouldn’t think that Ryan has a sense of humor since he’s usually singing angry songs about killing poodles *  but he is quite witty …. and obscene.  In other words, it was [...]

True Confessions of a KISS-aholic

(The following is an excerpt from chapter 27 of the novel “True Confessions of a KISS -aholic” available on Amazon on 10/6/09.) The mailbox at RUFKM corporate headquarters is flooded weekly with CDs, DVDs, from bands begging to participate in our “13 Stupid Questions” or review their CDs. Some are bands we’ve heard of, some [...]

13 Stupid Questions with ANTHRAX

        For those about to FARK, we salute you!  If you came here from FARK.COM, and like this interview, check out more “13 Stupid Questions” HERE or on our homepage.    Since 1981, Anthrax has had more lead singers than Van Halen, been pressured to change their name, and had the worst [...]

RUFKM added to newest edition of Urban Dictionary!

Besides providing hilarious entertainment on an (almost) daily basis, selling our 3 millionth shirt, and warning the globe about the risks of ferret ownership, there is yet another sign that RUFKM Worldwide, Inc. is poised for global domination:   Our trademarked acronym of RUFKM has just been added to the newest edition of the Amazon Bestseller [...]

Bob Rock Remixes Metallica’s Death Magnetic

(Quick Advertisement: RUFKM has signed an exclusive agreement with Amazon.com that gives our fans free Express 2 -Day shipping on anything you order! Look at the ad on your left for more details. Get what you want – Fast!) While RUFKM cannot confirm this is actually Bob Rock, whoever did the above remix of “Broken, [...]

Metallica’s New Album “Death Magnetic”

Ahh. Metallica. I probably scribbled their logo during high school boredom somewhere between 10-20 million times. Entire forests have fallen as a result of my ADD doodling. I especially liked adding a 3-D effect with my bad-ass shading technique. The first Metallica album I heard was a dubbed 90 minute Maxell Gold II tape of [...]

Pure, Inc. “Parasites & Worms”

Let’s face it. American rock-n-roll and its most excellent sub-genre of metal is dead. Finished. Kaput. Finito. Over. What killed it is up to much debate. Some claim it was the grunge scene, others Limp Bizkit while even more claim that it was the fraud perpetuated by the evil empire of American Idol. From these [...]