European experiment has benefits, possible side effect of swallowing Earth

These are certainly difficult times that we live in. With unemployment at an all time high, a nonsensical health care plan, and a continuous stream of live action movies based on toys, it is clear that an apocalypse is upon us ready to engulf the world in flames sparing only Jehovah Witnesses, select Level 7 Scientologists [...]

Things we Weren’t Taught In School: Vol 2

We’ve all been in this situation. You walk into work in the morning, passing person after person, going through mental gymnastics trying to properly greet everyone. Because EVERYONE is different and if you give the wrong greeting you will needlessly offend someone. Some people, like my friend, prefer to ignore the existence of morning and [...]