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RUFKMMultiple uses discovered for phrase “And Then I F—ed Her!”
March 25, 2009 by Dark Lord
Filed under Dark Lord's Lair, Scams & Pranks, Sort Of New Content
Do you know someone who asks you questions and then never listens to the answer? How about when you’re in the middle of a speech and you can tell your audience is beginning to drift off? Have you tried to be funny and failed miserably? Perhaps just like this website? Well, RUFKM has a solution for all these problems. It’s called: OPERATION [...]
RUFKM added to newest edition of Urban Dictionary!
January 11, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, The legend of RUFKM
Besides providing hilarious entertainment on an (almost) daily basis, selling our 3 millionth shirt, and warning the globe about the risks of ferret ownership, there is yet another sign that RUFKM Worldwide, Inc. is poised for global domination: Our trademarked acronym of RUFKM has just been added to the newest edition of the Amazon Bestseller [...]
Monkeys & Muppets: Our Financial Crisis Explained
October 21, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Politics
Our current economic state (recession) can be overwhelming and difficult to comprehend as your 401K gets reduced to the street value of a half-eaten Twinkie. As RUFKM Worldwide Inc. is one of the Internet’s top sources for financial news, we dispatched two of our drop dead gorgeous interns to research this subject. Luckily, they [...]
Use Your Delusion
August 1, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Guns N' Roses, Music
Amazon.com Widgets When the RUFKM offices received an unmarked FedEx envelope with a return address simply marked at “Malibu, CA” we were quite alarmed at first. Could it be another hate letter from the bike racers? Perhaps the Dark Lord had sent us a sample of his own excrement, again. Or perhaps was it something [...]
