Swill Street Stories – Lindsay Lohan and the Deathly Hallows.

The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?

Swill Street Stories – The Passion of The Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is the greatest creative genius the world has ever seen. She is the very nexus of art, life, death, suffering, ecstasy and infinity itself.

Swill Street Stories – Las Vegas Death Trip

I am neither a great writer nor a great drunk but on this night I would set in motion a series of events that would allow me to come as close as I probably ever will to at least one of those things.

Swill Street Stories

Put the kids to bed, lock up your valuables and prepare to taste all 31 flavors of suck.