“Make no mistake,” said Bill O’Reilly, “the REAL evil is President Obama, whose dark, sinister, terrorist loving, baby hating gay sex-mongering agenda is all over this story.”
Charm City Devils’ new album SINS is 11 tracks of instantly catchy rock with a modern production that elevates the material while retaining the rawness of the guitars and vocals.
By CEON FOOSHEYS Chicago rockers Riot Inside will release their second EP title 404 on Oct. 9, a six-song collection of energetic rhythm and bottom heavy swagger. I imagine a music reviewer would write that. I am not a music reviewer, but I have listened to 404 after much bickering with drum player John Castro, [...]
This is what happens when someone has unlimited money and time. Maybe Obama is right, and we should tax rich people out of existence and give their money to the poor for malt liquor and crack pipes.
Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to be an underrated singer/songwriter that simply wrote some great songs during and after Warrant’s heyday. Unfortunately for most he is known as the “Cherry Pie Guy” but wrote melodies and lyrics that were superior to most of his peers – “Heaven”, [...]
It’s like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don’t have to DO anything. It’s just what you ARE.
I’m the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.
February 18, 2011 by JackfnBurton
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Thank you for saving me. You are beautiful and hot, and you are every bit as hot as you are beautiful.
February 10, 2011 by JackfnBurton
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The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?
RUFKM.NET Films presents the Official Trailer for their next full-length production film; Snowmegeddon 2011: Snowpocalypse Now
Counterpoint the Word: “In music, counterpoint is the relationship between two or more voices that are independent in contour and rhythm and are harmonically interdependent. ” Counterpoint the Band: “A group you’ve unfortunately never heard of that has toured across Europe with the likes Daughtry, Shinedown and whose new release “Alive” is chock full of [...]
Thanks to the live car battery they attached to my nutsack, I was hardly even aware of the sensation of drowning.
January 12, 2011 by JackfnBurton
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Palin skillfully used violent imagery to deny the notion that she is prone to using violent imagery.
RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells and a band from Baltimore. Witness the various styles of cowbell set to the epic Charm City Devils’ track “Pour Me” from their album “Let’s Rock and Roll.” Purchase “Pour Me” from iTunes and support real rock music so Charm City Devils can afford [...]
The diplomatic community has been rocked by some of the most shocking revelations in human history.
The entertainment industry has been transfixed to the glitz, glamor and controversy surrounding America’s premier remedial dance competition.
In an exclusive computer simulated interview with RUFKM, Mel Gibson opens up about love, life, and the possibility that he might be evil.
If you’re not buying your music from iTunes, you’re not buying it from Steve Jobs, which means you’re pissing him off.
For the first time, I realize just what kind of enemy we face. He is an unholy half dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers we can’t possibly imagine.
Brady calmly exited his vehicle, removed his workout equipment from the trunk and dashed to practice on foot, his auburn locks glistening softly in the early morning sunlight.