No, I Have NOT Seen ‘The Blind Side’.

People say chocolate covered crickets are good too, but that doesn’t mean I am going to run down to the Bug Store and buy a half-pound of them.

Men Are From Mars

Today at the gym with over 285 pounds of cold hard steel delicately perched above my chest, I had a brief, almost fleeting, moment of clarity and horrific self-awareness.  One of those singular life-changing moments in your life in which you are forced to question your own mental sanity and ask yourself “Am I F—ing [...]

Women are from Venus: The History of Dick Glitter

There are many unsolved mysteries in life and things that occur in nature that simply cannot be explained.      1. Global Warming 2. The Bermuda Triangle 3. Dancing with the Stars The greatest scientists, sociologists, and jackassorists, could break down the above for the rest of eternity but they would never be able to produce a [...]

Women are from Venus: Hypothetical Questions

TylerDFC and I were having a vigorous debate the other day in which I argued that being a gay man would not be all that bad except for the insurmountable fact of having sex with other men. He argued that it is indeed difficult in ways that I would not understand, until I informed him [...]