Hillary Clinton Takes Responsibility For iPad Mini Delay.

“Make no mistake,” said Bill O’Reilly, “the REAL evil is President Obama, whose dark, sinister, terrorist loving, baby hating gay sex-mongering agenda is all over this story.”

Charm City Devils SINS – Album Review

Charm City Devils’ new album SINS is 11 tracks of instantly catchy rock with a modern production that elevates the material while retaining the rawness of the guitars and vocals.

13 Stupid Questions with Riot Inside

By CEON FOOSHEYS Chicago rockers Riot Inside will release their second EP title 404 on Oct. 9, a six-song collection of energetic rhythm and bottom heavy swagger. I imagine a music reviewer would write that. I am not a music reviewer, but I have listened to 404 after much bickering with drum player John Castro, [...]

Madonna doesn’t need your love, you sack of shit.

This is what happens when someone has unlimited money and time. Maybe Obama is right, and we should tax rich people out of existence and give their money to the poor for malt liquor and crack pipes.

Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47 – An R.I.P. Retrospective

Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to be an underrated singer/songwriter that simply wrote some great songs during and after Warrant’s heyday. Unfortunately for most he is known as the “Cherry Pie Guy” but wrote melodies and lyrics that were superior to most of his peers – “Heaven”, [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Brief History of Winning

It’s like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don’t have to DO anything. It’s just what you ARE.

America Needs Robocop.

I’m the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.

Return of InterBrain: Charlie Sheen Thanks America’s Firefighters.

Thank you for saving me. You are beautiful and hot, and you are every bit as hot as you are beautiful.

Swill Street Stories – Lindsay Lohan and the Deathly Hallows.

The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?

RUFKM Films Presents: Chicago Blizzard 2011 “Snowmegeddon”

RUFKM.NET Films presents the Official Trailer for their next full-length production film; Snowmegeddon 2011: Snowpocalypse Now

Counterpoint – “Alive” Album Review turns into quest rivaling search for the Lost Ark

Counterpoint the Word: “In music, counterpoint is the relationship between two or more voices that are independent in contour and rhythm and are harmonically interdependent. ” Counterpoint the Band: “A group you’ve unfortunately never heard of that has toured across Europe with the likes Daughtry, Shinedown and whose new release “Alive” is chock full of [...]

China is Super Happy Peaceful Number One American Friend!

Thanks to the live car battery they attached to my nutsack, I was hardly even aware of the sensation of drowning.

Sarah Palin Comes out Swinging.

Palin skillfully used violent imagery to deny the notion that she is prone to using violent imagery.

RUFKM Films Presents “Pour Me” – The History of the Cowbell

RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells and a band from Baltimore. Witness the various styles of cowbell set to the epic Charm City Devils’ track “Pour Me” from their album “Let’s Rock and Roll.” Purchase “Pour Me” from iTunes and support real rock music so Charm City Devils can afford [...]

Most Shocking WikiLeaks Revelations.

The diplomatic community has been rocked by some of the most shocking revelations in human history.

Bristol Palin Defeated by Jennifer Grey, Half-Eaten Sandwich.

The entertainment industry has been transfixed to the glitz, glamor and controversy surrounding America’s premier remedial dance competition.

Exclusive RUFKM Artificial Interview With Mel Gibson

In an exclusive computer simulated interview with RUFKM, Mel Gibson opens up about love, life, and the possibility that he might be evil.

The Beatles Finally Available on iTunes

If you’re not buying your music from iTunes, you’re not buying it from Steve Jobs, which means you’re pissing him off.

Bin Laden Nearly Destroys the Internet.

For the first time, I realize just what kind of enemy we face. He is an unholy half dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers we can’t possibly imagine.

Tom Brady Almost Nearly Injured, Gets Paid, Makes Love to Supermodel Wife.

Brady calmly exited his vehicle, removed his workout equipment from the trunk and dashed to practice on foot, his auburn locks glistening softly in the early morning sunlight.