Last November, Axl made the decision to have Chinese Democracy ONLY AVAILABLE at Best Buy. At that time, Loose Cannon, Captain Boondoggle, and TylerDFC, the braintrust and majority stockholders of RUFKM Worldwide Inc., each reviewed the album for your reading pleasure: Appetite for Deconstruction Use Your Delusion Welcome to the Bungle That was then, this is [...]
Why are we are doing an album review on RUFKM? Because the title of the GNR‘s new album should be: “AXL’S SHENANIGANS.” Amazon.com Widgets Let’s get one thing straight before I begin this review. I do not want this to be a Guns N’ Roses history lesson — but we need to put a few [...]
Enjoy 11/23 and make sure you do something fun as you will soon be engulfed in flames. Well, we’ll probably really still be alive, about $11.99 poorer, and listening to the following songs while the new album gathers dust.
Stumble It! Amazon.com Widgets How does one begin a review of Chinese Democracy? An album that is arguably one of the most highly anticipated releases in the history of rock-n-roll. A rumored holy grail and purported savior of the rock genre that even neophytes to music, the deaf and grandmothers know is the first [...]
Dear RUFKM Army: As promised, we have completed 3 reviews of Guns N’ Roses 9 track leak of Chinese Democracy. Just like FOX News, we are fair and balanced. The reviews can be summarized as follows: Captain Boondoggle: Axl = God Loose Cannon: I miss Slash. Tyler DFC: It made my dog weep. For more [...]
Amazon.com Widgets The focus and mission statement of this site is to tell stories and comment on events that make you scream “Are You F-ing Kidding Me?” at the top level of your vocal power. Normally we would not have any album reviews on this site. That would be reserved for our partner’s website http://www.criticult.com/ [...]
Amazon.com Widgets When the RUFKM offices received an unmarked FedEx envelope with a return address simply marked at “Malibu, CA” we were quite alarmed at first. Could it be another hate letter from the bike racers? Perhaps the Dark Lord had sent us a sample of his own excrement, again. Or perhaps was it something [...]
So now we come to the final of our three reviews for Chinese Democracy. Like my esteemed colleagues I hold Appetite for Destruction in the highest regard, and put the Use Your Illusion albums in my list of the top 20 all time greats. No such list currently exists, but if it DID, Appetite would [...]