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RUFKMAxl Rose and Best Buy negotiation revealed for failed Chinese Democracy release
May 27, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Music
Last November, Axl made the decision to have Chinese Democracy ONLY AVAILABLE at Best Buy. At that time, Loose Cannon, Captain Boondoggle, and TylerDFC, the braintrust and majority stockholders of RUFKM Worldwide Inc., each reviewed the album for your reading pleasure: Appetite for Deconstruction Use Your Delusion Welcome to the Bungle That was then, this is [...]
Appetite For Deconstruction -Chinese Democracy Review #1
November 24, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Why are we are doing an album review on RUFKM? Because the title of the GNR‘s new album should be: “AXL’S SHENANIGANS.” Amazon.com Widgets Let’s get one thing straight before I begin this review. I do not want this to be a Guns N’ Roses history lesson — but we need to put a few [...]
Sign of the Apocalypse
November 8, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Enjoy 11/23 and make sure you do something fun as you will soon be engulfed in flames. Well, we’ll probably really still be alive, about $11.99 poorer, and listening to the following songs while the new album gathers dust.
Chinese Democracy – Album Review
October 24, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Guns N' Roses, Music
Stumble It! Amazon.com Widgets How does one begin a review of Chinese Democracy? An album that is arguably one of the most highly anticipated releases in the history of rock-n-roll. A rumored holy grail and purported savior of the rock genre that even neophytes to music, the deaf and grandmothers know is the first [...]
Welcome to the Bungle!
August 25, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Dear RUFKM Army: As promised, we have completed 3 reviews of Guns N’ Roses 9 track leak of Chinese Democracy. Just like FOX News, we are fair and balanced. The reviews can be summarized as follows: Captain Boondoggle: Axl = God Loose Cannon: I miss Slash. Tyler DFC: It made my dog weep. For more [...]
Appetite for Deconstruction, Use Your Delusion, Chinese Hypocrisy – 3 GNR Album Reviews
August 18, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music
Amazon.com Widgets The focus and mission statement of this site is to tell stories and comment on events that make you scream “Are You F-ing Kidding Me?” at the top level of your vocal power. Normally we would not have any album reviews on this site. That would be reserved for our partner’s website http://www.criticult.com/ [...]
Use Your Delusion
August 1, 2008 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, Guns N' Roses, Music
Amazon.com Widgets When the RUFKM offices received an unmarked FedEx envelope with a return address simply marked at “Malibu, CA” we were quite alarmed at first. Could it be another hate letter from the bike racers? Perhaps the Dark Lord had sent us a sample of his own excrement, again. Or perhaps was it something [...]
Welcome to the Bungle – The Third Unofficial Review of Chinese Democracy
August 1, 2008 by TylerDFC
Filed under Guns N' Roses, Music, TylerDFC's Tomfoolery
So now we come to the final of our three reviews for Chinese Democracy. Like my esteemed colleagues I hold Appetite for Destruction in the highest regard, and put the Use Your Illusion albums in my list of the top 20 all time greats. No such list currently exists, but if it DID, Appetite would [...]
