Year of the Ferret (part 1)
October 5, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, New Content, Top Picture, Year of the Ferret
Enjoy the first of a 3 part RUFKM Classic. The finale, Part 4, is finally being written. In the meantime, refresh yourself with one of the greatest stories ever told. Authors Note: “Some tales of idiocy are just too epic and incredible to be contained in one post and I respect your ADD. Remember: It’s funny because [...]
A Christmas Story: Year of the Ferret (Part 3)
December 28, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Year of the Ferret
(Editors Note: Read Year of the Ferret Part 1 and 2 or you will be confused, angry, and sad. More than usual.) Whenever you are withdrawing money from an ATM or making a purchase at three in the morning, it is never for anything good.* The cash usually goes directly towards: Drugs/Alcohol Strippers/Whores Bail/Bribe Money [...]
A Christmas Story: Year of the Ferret (part 2)
December 19, 2008 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Year of the Ferret
It is said that love conquers all …. but that’s complete bullshit. Fear not only conquers love but then hits it with a tire iron, drags it a dark alley, performs sodomy in the 1st degree, douses it with gasoline, lights a match, and walks away. Always bet on fear. And this was the overwhelming [...]
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