“Do you like cheese?” Classic phone prank now a major motion picture

This article was originally published almost 2 years ago.  It’s popularity rose to such heights that we were contacted by xtranormal.com to use our script in their marketing efforts.  Here is the movie and the original article that inspired it.  Since you are probably reading this at work we have posted two version of the [...]

I think I might be doing something wrong – Part II

You know what they say about fire. It is really hot, and when you are close to it it will burn you, because hot fire BURNS!

I think I might be doing something wrong – Part I.

At the end of the day I can relax in my $200 a month efficiency knowing that I’ve done something to help society

How to be banned from Craig’s List in one easy step!

There are several ways to get banned from Craig’s List.  You can kill someone and get caught but that requires prison time and certain moral compromises.  Plus, it’s just a lot of work.  RUFKM and the Acorn King have a much easier solution.   It only takes this simple post combined with the following uploaded pictures. [...]

Steve Jobs Gets Brain Cancer, iTunes Employees Lose Sense of Humor

As a world-renowned celebrity, Captain Boondoggle receives a multitude of fan mail from the much less fortunate wanting to know more about the Great Boondoggle.   For many, this hero worship is so great that they want to completely comprehend and fully grasp the power and magnificence of what it is to be Boondoggle.      [...]

The Greatest Telemarketer Phone Prank Ever: “What Does A Police Siren Sound Like?”

 The mind-boggling antics employed by Captain Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? telemarketer phone prank has resulted in the incessant calls to Boondoggle’s Bungalow to vanish faster than Gene Simmon’s fake hair after a shower.   Apparently, the Boondoggle’s Do You Like Cheese? routine’s brilliant obfuscation causes utter panic in the minds of the lesser telemarketer [...]

Multiple uses discovered for phrase “And Then I F—ed Her!”

Do you know someone who asks you questions and then never listens to the answer? How about when you’re in the middle of a speech and you can tell your audience is beginning to drift off? Have you tried to be funny and failed miserably? Perhaps just like this website? Well, RUFKM has a solution for all these problems.  It’s called: OPERATION [...]

How to get FREE Starbucks!

These are tough economic times.  Everyday you hear about how many billions of dollars are spent but, just like everyone, you’re thinking:  Where’s my personal bail out? Well, RUFKM has you covered.  The “Latte Factor” has hit Americans hard and they have cut out such luxuries like Starbucks out of their budget.  Not the editors [...]

RUFKM is added to Wikipedia … and then banned for life

As we find ourselves to be very important people and a vital part of American history, we added Loose Cannon’s and Captain Boondoggle’s biographies to Wikipedia. Things went… poorly.