RUFKM Films Presents: Chicago Blizzard 2011 “Snowmegeddon”

RUFKM.NET Films presents the Official Trailer for their next full-length production film; Snowmegeddon 2011: Snowpocalypse Now

RUFKM Films Presents “Pour Me” – The History of the Cowbell

RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells and a band from Baltimore. Witness the various styles of cowbell set to the epic Charm City Devils’ track “Pour Me” from their album “Let’s Rock and Roll.” Purchase “Pour Me” from iTunes and support real rock music so Charm City Devils can afford [...]

The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10

It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll band live.  It’s even more rare when the opportunity presents itself to see such a band that arguably had one of the best rock releases in the past decade.  And it is almost unheard of that such a [...]

Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk

I’m flummoxed.  Bewildered. Stupified. Mystified.  Constipated. As you are probably already well aware, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (AKA The Panty Bomber, Boxer Burner, Eunuch bomber, Thong Terrorist, Weiner Roaster) “allegedly” on Christmas Eve on a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit tried to detonate a bomb that was embedded in his suspiciously effeminate panties. Of course, there [...]

12 Jackasses you find in every gym

There are few better delights in life than the opportunity to observe some quality jackassery. It is normally free, unexpected and in most cases deeply rewarding. Sure it can make you feel a little uneasy at times or question your membership in the human race, but these are minor in comparison to the joy that [...]

Nicolas Cage: Leader of the “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” revolution

Recently, I have found myself increasingly entranced within a recurring daydream.  In this magical land, I am not merely the brilliant, ruggedly handsome and world-renowned Captain Boondoggle but rather the still brilliant, ruggedly handsome, world-renowned and rich Captain Boondoggle. Not just rich, but pet-monkey owning, G5-flying, money is no object rich. In this ideal world, [...]

Women have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.

I had a conversation yesterday with Boondoggle that revolved around the ridiculous questions that our wives ask.  You know, the nonsensical “deep thoughts” that make any man’s head explode.  These bombs are usually dropped right before you’re about to fall asleep and turn into hour long conversations. Most of these questions are “female trap doors” as any [...]

Charm City Devils – Let’s Rock n Roll

I recently checked my iTunes play count and noticed a rather strange anomaly.  It appears that over the past several months that Charm City Devils (CCDs) has become my most listened to and perhaps favorite band.  Whether running, at the gym or driving when a track from “Let’s Rock n’ Roll” came up on shuffle, [...]

Eagle Eye written and directed by stoned third graders

(This post is satire and as such consists of a long rambling mess of nonsense and words randomly strung together that is meant to be a stirring tribute to TylerDFC and his obsession of bad movies. As an added bonus this is Chief Idiot Loose Cannon’s favorite movie and he raves about it constantly!) Eagle Eye: [...]

Cannon Goes to Europe, Causes International Incident

RUFKM, Inc. Chief Executive Clown, Loose Cannon is currently embarking on his first ever trip to Europe without the comfort and protection of adult supervision and his obnoxious Tickle-Me Elmo doll. This has caused me great joy beyond all belief, not the least of it due to the fact that he does not believe his cell [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche

Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. After several rounds of emails, their manager graciously sent a copy of American Soldier and agreed that [...]

RUFKM’s Fiscal Year in Review: A message from our CEO

Dear Shareholders, Employees, Mentally Deranged Stalkers and Fans of RUFKM: It is with great pleasure that we are pleased to announce that the first fiscal year of RUFKM Worldwide was a remarkable accomplishment.   We began our operation on July 17th, 2008 and just passed our first year anniversary. We started with getting about 500 [...]

New Great White album a flamethrower of flaming crap

I think I found the worst album ever. It is Great White’s newest release Rising. It is so bad that not only did I delete it from my most recent playlist, I think I’m going to completely remove it from my library because it is so bad that I don’t want to risk ever having [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool

A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week”  Ryan Mccombs.   Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils. However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look like they can [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil

Before you read this interview, you should know that RUFKM and Pop Evil have a rich history together.  In the beginning of 2009, Boondoggle had recommended their new album Lipstick on the Mirror,  so TylerDFC and I bought a copy and it was pretty damn good. Hell, Boondoggle even wrote an in depth review of [...]

13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer

About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.

We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.”  However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Pure, Inc.

Thus far, Dave Rude of Tesla and Frank Bello of Anthrax have subjected themselves to our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.” As a result, they have become internet sensations and both have seen a huge increase in album sales. Naturally, other bands have been begging to also be interviewed. So, now we are proud to [...]

13 Stupid Questions with ANTHRAX

        For those about to FARK, we salute you!  If you came here from FARK.COM, and like this interview, check out more “13 Stupid Questions” HERE or on our homepage.    Since 1981, Anthrax has had more lead singers than Van Halen, been pressured to change their name, and had the worst [...]

Steve Jobs Gets Brain Cancer, iTunes Employees Lose Sense of Humor

As a world-renowned celebrity, Captain Boondoggle receives a multitude of fan mail from the much less fortunate wanting to know more about the Great Boondoggle.   For many, this hero worship is so great that they want to completely comprehend and fully grasp the power and magnificence of what it is to be Boondoggle.      [...]