Acorn King’s Chaos

Say hello to the Acorn King! Even thought he's a squirrel - and once wrote for Carrot Top - he has been welcomed into the RUFKM club. Click the pint of Guinness to enter.

The Acorn King works as an advertising copywriter. In 2002 he reached the pinnacle of his career, getting the opportunity to write for comedic “genius” Carrot Top.

Realizing there was little left to accomplish in life, he decided to exit Madison Avenue and move to LA, where he is now free to speak about himself in the 3rd person.

Common Misconceptions About The Acorn King:

I only drink Shasta cola.

I have a whammy bar hidden somewhere on my body.

I know the atomic weight of Boron.

I own a glorious mustache comb.

I can conjugate the Spanish verb, tomar.

I wear socks and shoes with my stilts.

I hang out at the Regal Beagle.