Always wash your hands before handling meat

Here’s the Sauced Dwarf’s second spectacular contribution to RUFKM.  Fun Fact:  Both tales have involved his balls and some of the funniest analogies we’ve ever read.   Enjoy! Authored by:  Sauced Dwarf Ever use Ben Gay?  Ever use Ben Gay mixed with smoldering hot lava?? Back in my ball playing days, there was in existence a [...]

The Ten Dollar Punch Out

As I’m nearing the gas station entrance I glance over again at the cougar car and realize that the herd is staring me down like I’m a walking beef brisket and they’re ready to pounce. Acknowledging they’re lustful looks I continued my stroll towards the establishment while removing my wallet from my back pocket.