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- Gypsy Curse – Wake The Dead
- I Have GOT to Get Around This Car.
- The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10
- “Do you like cheese?” The Greatest Phone Prank Ever Told
- Sleep With Many Beautiful Women Using one Simple Rule.
- The North American Cockasaurus: Real or Elaborate Hoax?
- Breaking News – Toyota Prius Conspiracy Revealed
- 13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
- Avatar Pulled From Theaters as World Economy Collapses.
- Gridlock as Obama, GOP Disagree on how to Screw America.
- Bumper Sticker Fails to Alter American Political Landscape.
- Apple unleashes iSlate, Mass Hysteria Ensues.
- Operation No More Douchebags: A Tale of Douche Dating- Part 2
- Brett Favre Haunted by Mocking Laughter of Packers Fans.
- Operation No More Douchebags: An Epic Story of Douche Dating
- Cannonball Read #6 – The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, By Paul Malmont
- Cannonball Read #5 – Julie and Julia, by Julie Powell
- Cannonball Read #4 – Running With Scissors By Augusten Burroughs
- Cannonball Read #3 – The Yiddish Policemen’s Union by Michael Chabon
- Maylene and the Sons of Disaster – III – Best rock album of 2009. Seriously.
- A Brief History of Cell Phones.
- Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk
- I’m in Space, Bitch!
- Christmas fun in the House of Burton.
- Cars We Hate for the People Who Drive Them.
- Cannonball Read #2 – The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History – By, John Ortved
- H1N1 is the least of our problems.
- It Seems You’ve Won Again, Oprah.
- 13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich
- 12 Jackasses you find in every gym
- Bears fans teach valuable lesson in scapegoating: De-troit Sucks!
- 13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row
- Truck Balls…Really?
- I just looked for my wallet in the freezer
- Nicolas Cage: Leader of the “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” revolution
- A man named Danny Spam is RUFKM’s biggest fan
- Always wash your hands before handling meat
- Battlestar Gallactica fan shockingly enjoys new V reboot
- Local man lobbies for all dog pills to be purple, glow in the dark
- The Strain : Cannonball Read – Review #1
- Women have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.
- Pearl Jam – Backspacer: 35 minutes of ear pleasure
- Transformers 2: A Two Hour Boredom Explosion
- 90 Second Music Review: Vains of Jenna – The Art of Telling Lies
- Trick ‘r Treat – Best F–ing horror movie of the year
- Danny Hope’s lipsweater responsible for Purdue football’s failure
- 13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF
- Insipid Comment Lifetime Achievement Award
- Year of the Ferret (part 1)
- RUFKM Phone Prank: We put a Muther Clucker out of business
- Corporate policy requires written approval for repairing company cars that leak gas, catch on fire
- Crazy Train misses drunken teen napping on track
- True Confessions of a KISS-aholic
- KISS – Sonic Boom Album Review
- The Ten Dollar Punch Out
- First Impressions: The Used – Artwork
- Charm City Devils – Let’s Rock n Roll
- Eagle Eye written and directed by stoned third graders
- True Blood’s “Frenzy” lays an egg. Literally. On Sookie’s bed.
- Cannon Goes to Europe, Causes International Incident
- 13 Stupid Questions with JET
- JET’s new album Shaka Rock – Exclusive Review
- Boondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
- 13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche
- RUFKM announces cutting edge ad campaign with major snack food conglomerate
- Not locking bathroom door at work leads to shame, emotional scarring
- The Legend of Obama Burgundy: His teleprompter works 60% of the time, all the time
- Why Girls Need Boys Part 2: Doorknobs, Bathrooms, and MacGyver
- Why Girls Need Boys: A tale of doorknobs, bathrooms, and Macgyver
- Monkey Business: TylerDFC’s Adventures with Skid Row
- 13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther
- RUFKM’s Fiscal Year in Review: A message from our CEO
- Under F—ing Construction & News Update
- The Mustache Wars Part III: Revenge of the Kwasman
- The Mayor Kwasman Mustache Wars: Part II – Boondoggle Strikes Back
- Bears ticket price causes area man to throw monkey poop
- 13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys
- RUFKM announces Kick Ass Cruefest 2 Contest!
- New Great White album a flamethrower of flaming crap
- Shark Zone – Adventures in stock footage
- 13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool
- 13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic
- Jani Lane of Warrant hates Internet, prefers telegraph, smoke signals
- South Florida Doofus proud of “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker
- Bored out of their minds, Alaska hosts mustache and beard contest
- 13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil
- Purchased a Dell? Welcome to Hell.
- The Mustache Wars – Part 1: Boondoggle Vs. Mayor Kwasman
- 13 Stupid Questions with the Charm City Devils
- David Carradine’s apparent suicide under investigation, staggering amount of dead ninja found at scene
- Local Man’s Commute Delayed by Taz, Tweety Bird
- Obama appoints new Cyber Czar, Fuhrer of the Interior, Mack Daddy of Poonany
- 13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer
- Eminem and Sacha Baron Cohen promote “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”
- 13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas
- Axl Rose and Best Buy negotiation revealed for failed Chinese Democracy release
- Shark Attack 3: Megalodon – AKA BEST SHARK MOVIE EVER!!!*
- RUFKM visits Indy 500, chaos ensues
- 13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.
- Yanni, Boxing the Clown, and Airborne Chairs – Your Sports Week in Review
