Tuesday, September 7, 2010

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“Do you like cheese?” Classic phone prank now a major motion picture “Do you like cheese?” Classic phone prank now a major motion picture

This article was originally published almost 2 years ago.  It’s popularity... 


Ozzy Osbourne’s new album “Scream” – The Mumbles of a Madman Ozzy Osbourne’s new album “Scream” – The Mumbles of a Madman

As a long time fan of both Black Sabbath and Ozzy’s solo work I would love... 


How to get fisted by Paypal in one easy step! How to get fisted by Paypal in one easy step!

About a week ago I started getting a phone call on my cell phone from a number I... 


Cream of Korn: An argument of why Korn doesn’t (completely) suck Cream of Korn: An argument of why Korn doesn’t (completely) suck

“Suppose there were no critics to tell us how to react to a picture, a play,... 


Rock on the Range 2010 Video Recap Rock on the Range 2010 Video Recap

Rock on the Range – RUFKM Video Recap A long time ago (March 22nd and 23rd,... 


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Featured Writer: JackfnBurton

Swill Street Stories – The Passion of The Lohan. Swill Street Stories – The Passion of The Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan – the greatest entertainer of our time. - JackfnBurton, May 25,... 


Major cast change in Giant Exploding Transformers Sequel. Major cast change in Giant Exploding Transformers Sequel.

By Jack “Boom Boom” Burton, RUFKM Giant Exploding Transformers correspondent. ... 


Swill Street Stories – Las Vegas Death Trip Swill Street Stories – Las Vegas Death Trip

The evening started out well enough – video poker, champagne, Captain Morgan,... 


I Just Love College Hoops…in March! I Just Love College Hoops…in March!

By Jack “Big Bracket” Burton, RUFKM Junior Sports Correspondent. Well... 


No, I Have NOT Seen ‘The Blind Side’. No, I Have NOT Seen ‘The Blind Side’.

Ah, what a lovely day to ride the bus. I like riding the bus, because it is an efficient... 


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13 Stupid Questions

Shaman’s Harvest – Rock on the Range audio interview Shaman’s Harvest – Rock on the Range audio interview

There are only so many band names left. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue….. the great ones are pretty much gone. At this point,upcoming musical acts have to throw together random words they see after a vicious scrabble tournament, crossword puzzles on the  tour bus floor, or just point at things like Brick from Anchorman…... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster 13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Since last summer, one album is in constant rotation in our cars and iPods, reassuring the RUFKM writers will achieve our goal to go deaf by March.  That album?  Maylene and the Sons of Disaster: III. We warned Dallas about the powers of Monkey Glue but he JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN. Not only do they have the longest band name in rock history, ... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich 13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich

The legendary Chicago rock band I Love Rich recently contacted RUFKM headquarters with an interview request to help promote their newest CD  Season of the Rich, their worthy followup to their quintessential album Year of the Rich. Widely acclaimed as another “ILR” classic, Season of the Rich rocked Planet Earth when it debuted worldwide... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row 13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row

Every once in awhile, sending harassing, offensive emails to rock stars works.  With Jani Lane, not so much as shown HERE. Glamour shot of the original line up of Skid Row. Rachel had no choice but to be a rock star since he was born with a nose chain. Quite tragic. However, in the case of Rachel Bolan of Skid Row, it worked perfectly.  At least,... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF 13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF

Halloween is quickly approaching. We will all soon be reminded of all the iconic monsters of our time. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, and that sketchy little puppet from Saw.  But nothing is more frightening than a man named $tevil. Stevie and some other clowns showing photographic evidence that TUFF did exist. Stevie “$tevil”Rachelle is... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with JET 13 Stupid Questions with JET

Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism.  And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour.  We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read about HERE. It turns... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche 13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche

Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. You in the balcony! Stop smiling! This is a serious concert. No joking around! After several... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther 13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther

Occasionally, the geniuses at RUFKM make mistakes.  We’re only human …..  plus we do a ton of narcotics. The RUFKM  headquarters are  flooded with requests for our “13 Stupid Questions” from various PR firms,  music labels, and artists desperate to be endorsed the world’s greatest humor website. Because of the... [Read more of this review]


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