Friday, May 18, 2012

Charlie Sheen’s Brief History of Winning

Charlie Sheen’s Brief History of Winning

It’s like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don’t have to DO anything. It’s just what you ARE.

America Needs Robocop.

America Needs Robocop.

I’m the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.