Bin Laden Nearly Destroys the Internet.

For the first time, I realize just what kind of enemy we face. He is an unholy half dead who has seen the Underverse and returned with powers we can’t possibly imagine.

Tom Brady Almost Nearly Injured, Gets Paid, Makes Love to Supermodel Wife.

Brady calmly exited his vehicle, removed his workout equipment from the trunk and dashed to practice on foot, his auburn locks glistening softly in the early morning sunlight.