Swill Street Stories

True Tales of Pain, Suffering, Failure and Rottenness – From the Files of JackfnBurton.

All of us have done things we wish we could take back, or been places we wish we’ve never seen. All of us have made mistakes and ladies and gentlemen, yours truly is no exception. It takes a big person to admit when you’ve fucked up, and it takes an even bigger one to share those fuck ups with the world.

But let’s be honest – the biggest fuck ups in your life are often the funniest things that have ever happened to you, once you have the benefit of years to reflect on them. And if you happen to write for a website dedicated to chronicling the absurd, there are few better ways to find material than scraping the filth from the bottom of the barrel of your own life.

Starting soon, prepare to take a trip down Swill Street – the rottenest place in the world. Put the kids to bed, lock up your valuables and prepare to taste all 31 flavors of suck.

Coming up – Volume I: Las Vegas Death Trip.