The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10

It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll band live.  It’s even more rare when the opportunity presents itself to see such a band that arguably had one of the best rock releases in the past decade.  And it is almost unheard of that such a [...]

Sleep With Many Beautiful Women Using one Simple Rule.

Do you think Jacques has not problems of his own? Do you think that nothing can keep Jacques awake at night with worry? Well this is true, Jacques has none of these things.

The North American Cockasaurus: Real or Elaborate Hoax?

The Loch Ness Monster, commonly referred to as Nessie, is a cryptid that inhabits Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. In 1933, this local legend became world famous when a photograph of the creature was published that in no way resembled a silhouette of a dude’s arm sticking out of a bathtub. Bigfoot, also known [...]

Breaking News – Toyota Prius Conspiracy Revealed

It became clear to investigators that they were dealing with a particularly deadly conspiracy whose icy tendrils encircled the globe.

13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Since last summer, one album is in constant rotation in our cars and iPods, reassuring the RUFKM writers will achieve our goal to go deaf by March. That album? Maylene and the Sons of Disaster: III. Not only do they have the longest band name in rock history, TylerDFC wrote a review and called this “the best rock album of 2009″ , they have two previous releases creatively titled I & II, and they opted to sign to a music label named after a ferret.

Avatar Pulled From Theaters as World Economy Collapses.

Money was nowhere to be found, as businesses worldwide were unable to meet payroll, banks closed in droves and even common citizens were unable to make ends meet.