Bumper Sticker Fails to Alter American Political Landscape.

Libertarian Cliff Garone was devastated to learn today that the politically centrist bumper sticker he applied to his red 1982 Volvo 240 has failed to alter the political landscape of America.

Garone's piece of shit Volvo.

“I was sure my ‘Vote for Ron Paul’ sticker would electrify the degenerate, corpulent masses and inspire them to rise up from their couches, turn off their idiot-boxes and join the cause of Liberty, Justice and Freedom” said the misguided stargazer from his Boulder, Colorado low paying office job.

Confident that the concept of Republican Hippies would someday catch on, Garone abruptly ended the interview and dejectedly returned to his job of alphabetizing State Welfare rolls.

Local commuter Lonnie Estey disagreed with Garone.

Lonnie Estey, transfixed by Bill O'Reilly.

“I see that asshole all the time, on the way to work in the morning. I don’t give a shit what a Librarian is. I just think he needs to change his oil. That blue smoke and shit coming out the back of that Commie rattle trap fucks up my allergies. If I ever meet him I’ll put my foot up his ass just like Toby Keith.”

“Inserting your foot into another person’s rectum is an effective way to resolve disputes,” added Estey, taking a break from his obsessive monitoring of Fox News Channel.

Ironically, Estey’s ‘Palin Power’ bumper sticker has likewise failed to change the world, as has the advanced SUX 6000 sedan to which it is affixed.  According to Estey, the United States has not yet transformed into the backward Medieval theocracy he has prayed for.

More on this story as it develops.