Christmas fun in the House of Burton.

Do not frown, do not disagree, and do NOT try to tell them they’re making no sense. All of those things could lead to immediate and permanent injury.

Cars We Hate for the People Who Drive Them.

Let me get this straight: you need a six thousand pound, eight passenger four wheel drive urban assault vehicle just to talk on your cell phone on the way to the office?

Cannonball Read #2 – The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History – By, John Ortved

There is a timely article on CNN today as I’m writing this review. As The Simpsons, the longest running fictional program in television history, trudges through its 20th season the critics and fans are (once again) asking if it is time to throw in the towel. One of the interviewees is John Ortved, writer of [...]

H1N1 is the least of our problems.

To call him troll-like would be inaccurate because even in myth, trolls are described as being vaguely humanoid in appearance.

It Seems You’ve Won Again, Oprah.

Oprah wanted to fix us, sort of the way you’d treat cockroaches if you felt the need to train them to accept your power.

13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich

We ask I Love Rich 13 Stupid questions. We have no idea why.

12 Jackasses you find in every gym

There are few better delights in life than the opportunity to observe some quality jackassery. It is normally free, unexpected and in most cases deeply rewarding. Sure it can make you feel a little uneasy at times or question your membership in the human race, but these are minor in comparison to the joy that [...]

Bears fans teach valuable lesson in scapegoating: De-troit Sucks!

A few weeks ago, Chicago Bears fans were upset as they trundled into the bathroom at Solider Field. They had reason to be upset since the Arizona Cardinals had just thumped the Bears to drop them to 4-4 on the season. Things have not gotten better for the Bears, but that’s another story. A season [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row

We ask Rachel Bolan and Snake Sabo, original members of Skid Row, a bunch of stupid questions.