A man named Danny Spam is RUFKM’s biggest fan

A man named Danny Spam is RUFKM’s biggest fan

At RUFKM we get several comments a day from our biggest fan. We have determined that it is not spam, but one crazy loon that we have dubbed “Danny Spam.” We don’t know much about him except that he must have a warehouse

chock full of penis pumps, lexipro, vaginal cream, and an incredible supply of porn he needs to unload.  Because he’s a marketing genius, he has decided that sending a list of his inventory through our comment section is the best use of his time.  Besides shameless promotion, Danny has technical questions and has chosen to get those answers from a humor site with a monkey in it’s logo and “fucking” in it’s title.

“I know a 3g 8gb is 97 with a contract, but how much would a new iphone be without one?”

Всем Доброго утра! Вот это меня улыбнуло!!!!

Most of the time he just speaks in his native language of Clusterfuck.

“At the at any rate point, not all of us take measures to safeguard their data.
You on have more kid and you last will and testament be more competitive.”

“The former uses the vaginal cream more often in binges.”

This is what Danny sees when he looks in the mirror.

“Sexual activity before breakfast or hours a week of exercise requires maintaining depression may be loneliness and long-term basis may develop into mania.”

“Every household and practically all province concerns avail and upgrade to latest technology from measure to time.”

Then he adds another layer by speaking in Clusterfuck and being a filthy bitch:

“The entire update with two hot new Asian ass, was ready to leave.And they never seen these pages can suck your cock and stroke it slowly.”

“They really know what it is, then blows his hot cum all over these images.At the time catch Vixen La in a hot bra pictorial doesn include video footage.”

He also lets us know about great limited time offers:

Buy oxycodone online without a prescription!

Lately, we realized that Danny Spam has been holding back as he has a fantastic sense of humor.

Danny's self portrait which he proudly hangs above the fireplace.

“I have a nice fresh joke for you people) What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.”

“Wanna good joke? What did one hot dog say to another? Hi, Frank!”

“I have a joke for you =) What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.”

And yesterday we hit the motherload as he sent over 300 comments in just one hour.  We hope to hear again from him soon as we need to know how somebody can binge on vaginal cream.  All of the above is true and cut and pasted from our spam folder.  We are not fucking kidding you.

Until then, Всем Доброго утра! Вот это меня улыбнуло!!!!

A man named Danny Spam is RUFKM’s biggest fan