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RUFKMWomen have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.
October 28, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, New Content, News, Real Life, Real Shenanigans, Top Picture
I had a conversation yesterday with Boondoggle that revolved around the ridiculous questions that our wives ask. You know, the nonsensical “deep thoughts” that make any man’s head explode. These bombs are usually dropped right before you’re about to fall asleep and turn into hour long conversations.
Because of the following question, Boondoggle had to purchase another suit. This happens about once a week.
Most of these questions are “female trap doors” as any polite response drops you even deeper into a pit of confusion. Boondoggle had one of these queries posed to him last week from his wife. They had recently discussed that they were maxed out in the children department and that “2″ was the magic number. A surgery was suggested that would have Boondoggle shooting blanks for the rest of his life. Boondoggle agreed.
Several days later, the following “deep thought” question reared it’s insane head.
An answer was given.
This caused an explosion bigger than the one underneath Boondoggle’s porch during his famous six day war against a bee infestation.
In the comment section, add your guess which equally offensive and obnoxious answer was the real one.
Wife: “I’ve been thinking. I don’t think you should get a vasectomy. If I died tomorrow, I would still want you be able to have kids if you got remarried.”
Wrong Answer #1: “Don’t worry about it. My new wife will be a Filipino mail order bride and I wouldn’t want to wreck her body having kids.”
Wrong Answer #2: “Are you fucking kidding me? I already make that mistake twice. Actually it’s three mistakes if I count you in the mix.”
Wrong Answer #3: “That won’t be an issue because I plan on always finishing in my new wife’s mouth.”
This was seen above Boondoggle's house directly after his answer. You could see it from space.
Wrong Answer #4: “So in this new scenario I will actually be having sex with my wife on a regular basis?”
Wrong Answer #5: “If I’m not getting a vasectomy can I get my balls back? They’re in your purse next to my free will.”
Submit your guess to which life ending answer was given in the comment section.
It’s gotta be number 5. My balls have also been missing for years.
The image with the head exploding is as scary as those insane questions! The best thing to do is ignore the question with a “I have to go to the bathroom or something like that…”