Women have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.

I had a conversation yesterday with Boondoggle that revolved around the ridiculous questions that our wives ask.  You know, the nonsensical “deep thoughts” that make any man’s head explode.  These bombs are usually dropped right before you’re about to fall asleep and turn into hour long conversations. Most of these questions are “female trap doors” as any [...]

Pearl Jam – Backspacer: 35 minutes of ear pleasure

It is not common for bands to release one of their best albums almost 20 years into their career but Pearl Jam has just done that with Backspacer.  This is the point when bands release songs that give you time to take a piss when you see them live.  But before I reviewBackspacer, I need [...]

Transformers 2: A Two Hour Boredom Explosion

Here’s a 90 second review of Tranformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen that comes out on DVD today from TylerDFC.  Fun Fact:  One of the bonus features reveals that Optimus Prime is a CGI recreation of Micheal Bay’s ego.  By TylerDFC Now you too can be bored out of your mind watching every thing on [...]

90 Second Music Review: Vains of Jenna – The Art of Telling Lies

Lately, the RUFKM headquarters has been besieged with CDs and propaganda from bands big and small.   This inspired us to start a new series called “90 Second Music Review” to highlight the good, bad, and ugly  in an efficient manner.  Vains of Jenna:  The Art of Telling Lies The country of Sweden is famous for it’s neutrality during wartime, [...]

Trick ‘r Treat – Best F–ing horror movie of the year

One thing that has become abundantly clear this year is that Hollywood has no idea what to do with horror movies. The box office failure of Jennifer’s Body and Pandorum will just further that problem. The fallout is that truly excellent horror films that deserve theatrical release are getting the straight-to-DVD treatment, where viewers take [...]

Danny Hope’s lipsweater responsible for Purdue football’s failure

Since I am in no way able to provide rational, reasonable analysis of Purdue football as my beloved Boilermakers have shit the bed this season, I instead offer a wild hypothesis for how Purdue can get back to mediocre team we’ve grown to expect. Shave the mustache off the face of first-year coach Danny Hope. [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF

We ask Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge a bunch of stupid questions. Chaos ensues.

Insipid Comment Lifetime Achievement Award

Throughout my entire life, I’ve been relentlessly barraged by all forms of buffoonery. Sometimes to such an extent that I’m convinced I must be paying a cosmic penance for some horrific crime committed in a prior life as the incessant torrent of ceaseless ridiculousness manifests daily in unwanted conversations that I’m forced to endure. Much like [...]

Year of the Ferret (part 1)

Enjoy the first of a 3 part RUFKM Classic.  The finale, Part 4, is finally being written.  In the meantime, refresh yourself with one of the greatest stories ever told.      Authors Note:  “Some tales of idiocy are just too epic and incredible to be contained in one post and I respect your ADD. Remember: It’s funny because [...]