RUFKM Phone Prank: We put a Muther Clucker out of business

There are many unsolved mysteries in the world.  One is why companies think that shoving an advertisement into the crevice of my car window will suddenly earn my business.  Another is how these flyers get there because I’ve never caught anyone in the act.  I suspect ninjas. Today another individual skilled in ninjutsu left me [...]

Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool – Stupid Video Interview

Here is a YouTube clip of an interview we did with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool at Crue Fest in W. Palm Beach.   You wouldn’t think that Ryan has a sense of humor since he’s usually singing angry songs about killing poodles *  but he is quite witty …. and obscene.  In other words, it was [...]

Corporate policy requires written approval for repairing company cars that leak gas, catch on fire

I am a traveling salesman of sorts, working for a company that saw fit to hire me without a lick of experience in the field. Eventually they saw fit to give me a company car. Sidebar:  Since I didn’t need a second car, that led to Loose Cannon boosting my 2005 Honda and taking it [...]

Crazy Train misses drunken teen napping on track

We don’t ever do this as this site is “100% original content” but this story was just too spectacular to not post.  This defines an “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” moment.  I hope the bastard kept his raspberry beret on during the entire incident.  Enjoy.  I think Ozzy was driving. PARIS (Reuters) – A drunk [...]

True Confessions of a KISS-aholic

(The following is an excerpt from chapter 27 of the novel “True Confessions of a KISS -aholic” available on Amazon on 10/6/09.) The mailbox at RUFKM corporate headquarters is flooded weekly with CDs, DVDs, from bands begging to participate in our “13 Stupid Questions” or review their CDs. Some are bands we’ve heard of, some [...]

KISS – Sonic Boom Album Review

Before you read this, read “True Confessions of a KISS-aholic” to understand how the hell the clowns at RUFKM obtained a copy of Sonic Boom and why we are wasting time writing a review.  Or don’t. RUFKM received Sonic Boom at our headquarters yesterday.  This was a complete surprise.  Since then, I have listened to [...]

John Allen of Charm City Devils- Stupid Video Interview @ Crue Fest 2

Here it is. The first RUFKM video production. This is one of two interviews we did at Crue Fest 2.  This clip is with John Allen of Charm City Devils who is one cool, laid back, funny dude.  The second is with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool which ended with a huge conflict and Ryan [...]

The Ten Dollar Punch Out

As I’m nearing the gas station entrance I glance over again at the cougar car and realize that the herd is staring me down like I’m a walking beef brisket and they’re ready to pounce. Acknowledging they’re lustful looks I continued my stroll towards the establishment while removing my wallet from my back pocket.

First Impressions: The Used – Artwork

Music reviews are a dime a dozen on the internet. So naturally here at RUFKM we are going to try something a little different. I’m gonna give the album 1 spin, maybe 2, and then write my first impressions. Hence the title. Sound good, let’s go! Yesterday, Steve Jobs sent me an email telling me [...]

Charm City Devils – Let’s Rock n Roll

I recently checked my iTunes play count and noticed a rather strange anomaly.  It appears that over the past several months that Charm City Devils (CCDs) has become my most listened to and perhaps favorite band.  Whether running, at the gym or driving when a track from “Let’s Rock n’ Roll” came up on shuffle, [...]

Eagle Eye written and directed by stoned third graders

(This post is satire and as such consists of a long rambling mess of nonsense and words randomly strung together that is meant to be a stirring tribute to TylerDFC and his obsession of bad movies. As an added bonus this is Chief Idiot Loose Cannon’s favorite movie and he raves about it constantly!) Eagle Eye: [...]

True Blood’s “Frenzy” lays an egg. Literally. On Sookie’s bed.

THIS IS A REVIEW OF THE NEWEST EPISODE OF TRUE BLOOD, ENTITLED “FRENZY”. IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED YET, CONSIDER THIS YOUR SPOILER WARNING. IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THE SHOW YOU WILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL I’M TALKING ABOUT ANYWAY SO HAVE AT IT. True Blood is not a good show. Let’s just [...]