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RUFKMCannon Goes to Europe, Causes International Incident
August 29, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, New Content, Top Picture
RUFKM, Inc. Chief Executive Clown, Loose Cannon is currently embarking on his first ever trip to Europe without the comfort and protection of adult supervision and his obnoxious Tickle-Me Elmo doll. This has caused me great joy beyond all belief, not the least of it due to the fact that he does not believe his cell [...]
13 Stupid Questions with JET
August 28, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Loose Cannon's Shenanigans, Top Picture
Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism. And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour. We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read [...]
JET’s new album Shaka Rock – Exclusive Review
August 23, 2009 by Loose Cannon
Filed under Album Reviews, Music, New Content, Top Picture
JET is set to release their new album Shaka Rock on Tuesday, August 25th. The fine people at 10th Street Entertainment sent us their new CD for an exclusive review while we were harassing their other clients for our “13 Stupid Questions” interview series. In between asking offensive questions to Drowning Pool, Charm City Devils, and The Last Vegas, 10th Street [...]
Boondoggle and the Bees: The Six-Day War
August 20, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under New Content, RUFKM Classic, Top Picture
Bees Suck. They suck even more when you happen to be one of those unfortunate individuals that when you’re stung by one of the little terrorists you blow up like Martin Short in Pure Luck and then die a slow and agonizing death. I’m Martin Short. Not in the way that I have no career, [...]
13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche
August 13, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under 13 Stupid Questions, Captain Boondoggle, Top Picture
Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. After several rounds of emails, their manager graciously sent a copy of American Soldier and agreed that [...]
RUFKM announces cutting edge ad campaign with major snack food conglomerate
August 3, 2009 by TylerDFC
Filed under New Content, Top Picture
It’s a big day at RUFKM Worldwide! We are happy to FINALLY reveal the big news we’ve been keeping under our hat for weeks. Months ago we were approached by a major multi-national snack food conglomerate to come up with a new and cutting edge advertising campaign. Who? Frito-Lay! They wanted something special, something sexy, [...]
