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RUFKMNew Great White album a flamethrower of flaming crap
July 3, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Album Reviews, Captain Boondoggle, Music
Shark pictured is attempting to commit suicide by jumping on the beach. He made it almost 20 seconds into the first track.
I think I found the worst album ever.
It is Great White’s newest release Rising.
It is so bad that not only did I delete it from my most recent playlist, I think I’m going to completely remove it from my library because it is so bad that I don’t want to risk ever having to hear it by mistake.
If I left it in my iTunes, I’m sure it would act like a virus, infect my entire library, and turn everything else I own into shit. Due to it’s level of awfulness, Appetite For Destruction would soon sound like Yanni’s Greatest Hits.
I can’t get over how terrible it is.
More was lost in the fire than a hundred innocent lives, I’m thinking whatever talent they had went up in flames also.
It burns my ears listening to it.
An explosion of nonsense, a flamethrower of flaming crap, a bombastic collection of banality, a smoke-filled confusion laden wreck that a 10-story fire estinguisher couldn’t put out.
I have no idea why I even own this album. It should be against the law to drunk download.
Boondoggle Out.
