Comments on: South Florida Doofus proud of “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker

By: Glenn

Glenn — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:26:44 +0000

Dude – It’s just funny – That’s about it…Nothing more, nothing less….If you don’t find this funny you either hate yourself, or you hate your self and your a fat chick. That’s it…session over…..Pay the fat chick at the front door, before you leave.

By: joe

joe — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:13:22 +0000

i have the sticker. i have this because it isnt only funny but also because i truly cant have overweight women in my car. My car is lowered and if there is a fat chick in it the tires will rub in the fenders and the bumpers will scrape off the ground. that is the true reason for having this sticker. people buy it and put it on their trucks now just because they think its funny and dont understand the true reasoning behind it. its a joke in the modified car world which none of you on here understand.

on another note i feel no remorse for having the sticker. if a person is overweight, usually, it is their own fault and up to them to fix it. coming from a person who goes to the gym every day, its not hard to stay in shape people.

and to monique, i have the sticker, i drive a nice car, and im not ugly. so if you want to change what you said, come see me

By: Monique

Monique — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:59:08 +0000

I have never seen a “no fat chicks” sticker on a car that is (a) nice or (b) driven by an attractive male.

By: Ceon Foosheys

Ceon Foosheys — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:55:06 +0000

This particular bumper sticker is a work of reverse psychology. The doofus actually loves fat chicks. He hopes to anger the bulbous beauties into an argument, which if all goes well, ends with a hate sex sesh and a bucket of KFC (orginal of course because everyone knows extra crispy blows).

By: Romano

Romano — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:53:45 +0000

In communist Russia, a horse actually rides you.

By: rudedude

rudedude — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:53:04 +0000

It’s quite obvious that the gentleman simply does not like large ladies and is expressing that sentiment to others. It’s free speech and we should be proud to live in a country where this fine man can say whatever is on his mind and that there are companies that will produce these fine bumper stickers.

By: Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:13:56 +0000

I have no idea what that means but thank you for contributing. It’s always nice to meet a fan.

By: Romano

Romano — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:00:19 +0000

In comunist Russia, fat chicks have “No Douchebags” stikers.

By: qbertnernie

qbertnernie — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:15:24 +0000

The reason is quite simple. It allows you to run over fat chicks. When the police officer shows up, you simply point to the sticker and the cop with see. “I see. Well, carry on then.”