Bored out of their minds, Alaska hosts mustache and beard contest

There are many contests that make my mind melt.  Hot dog eating contests and the Olympic “sport” of trampolining come to mind first.

However, these events are nothing compared to the pure insanity of what happens when you are a resident of our 50th state, Alaska.  When you’re sick of killing moose, driving around in a circle on your snowmobile, and bitching about how the TV show “Northern Exposure” is nothing like the real “life of an Alaskan,” there is only one thing left to do.

You start seeing your facial hair’s full potential and host a demented grooming contest.

Here are a few select pictures from the:

The World Beard and Mustache Championship 2009 in Anchorage, Alaska

No, we are not fucking kidding you.  I guess the other part of the contest involves finding a tailor that whose mission statement is to make you look like an asshole.  Unfortunately, looking at some old pictures of suits of owned, I may have used this tailor in the past.

Check the rest of the pictures out HERE.  Enjoy!

Plus, Mayor Kwasman should enter the contest for 2010 as he has a great chance of winning.  This combined with charging Boondoggle $100 from his hidden traffic camera scam should provide a great revenue stream for West Chicago.

I wonder if Palin shows up as a judge next year.