13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool

A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week”  Ryan Mccombs.   Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils. However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look like they can [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic

Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor.                                         So, [...]

Jani Lane of Warrant hates Internet, prefers telegraph, smoke signals

There are very few times when our request for our “13 Stupid Questions” interview is refused from a band’s management/publicist.  Sure, we get the occasional decline, but most artists are thrilled to participate in a series of questions that don’t bore them to death like most interviews. However, one rock star has proven to be quite elusive. Is it Kid Rock? [...]

South Florida Doofus proud of “No Fat Chicks” bumper sticker

I have been fascinated with bumper stickers my entire life;  I find it incredible that they actually exist.  Like Larry Glidewell’s story about cartoon character stickers, I don’t see the point of letting the world know about my hobbies.  Plus,  it actually puts your car at risk.  For example, this could happen: Man walks out of a [...]

Bored out of their minds, Alaska hosts mustache and beard contest

There are many contests that make my mind melt.  Hot dog eating contests and the Olympic “sport” of trampolining come to mind first. However, these events are nothing compared to the pure insanity of what happens when you are a resident of our 50th state, Alaska.  When you’re sick of killing moose, driving around in [...]

13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil

Before you read this interview, you should know that RUFKM and Pop Evil have a rich history together.  In the beginning of 2009, Boondoggle had recommended their new album Lipstick on the Mirror,  so TylerDFC and I bought a copy and it was pretty damn good. Hell, Boondoggle even wrote an in depth review of [...]

Purchased a Dell? Welcome to Hell.

I recently contributed to our economy by purchasing a Dell laptop computer.  We had an HP laptop that was quite battered after 5 years from my wife’s business and the crazy amount of papers she has to write for grad school.  Because of this, she had started using my iMac.  This was an unacceptable situation [...]

13 Stupid Questions with the Charm City Devils

Let it be known that John Allen, lead singer/songwriter  of Charm City Devils, is one cool dude.  Somehow, his interview actually made the writers of RUFKM enjoy Charm City Devils’ debut album, So Let’s Rock and Roll, even more.  It’s one of those interviews that make you root for the band to succeed on their way to world domination. [...]

David Carradine’s apparent suicide under investigation, staggering amount of dead ninja found at scene

Actor and martial arts master David Carradine, 72, was found dead last June in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand. New information has been released. Apparently the hotel room was “littered with the bodies of black clad warriors” AKA NINJAS.

Local Man’s Commute Delayed by Taz, Tweety Bird

This is a new article by one of our new writers, Larry Glidewell. He probably will change his name soon but has decided to use his porn name for now.  He is an extremely angry, unbalanced, vengeful bastard.  We should know, we can smell our own.  Enjoy his first rant.    To begin, I should [...]

Obama appoints new Cyber Czar, Fuhrer of the Interior, Mack Daddy of Poonany

So this week Obama is set to name a new “Cyber Czar” to be in charge of the nations internet security. This in addition to the already named “Auto Czar” and “Banking Czar”, two gentlemen who are in charge of facilitating the takeover of  several publicly held corporations. We here at RUFKM find it fascinating [...]

13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer

About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. [...]

Eminem and Sacha Baron Cohen promote “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?”

RUFKM has tried many promotional methods in the past but nothing has been as innovative and effective as what happened on MTV last night. RUFKM met with Eminem and Borat/Bruno a few weeks ago to discuss our plan.  We wanted Sacha to dress up as an extremely gay angel,  fall onto Mr. Mathers, and have his [...]