Obama states if he wanted a real challenge, he’d beat Contra without the code

I beat Contra without the code. This fact cannot be disputed.

In one of Obama’s nightly press conferences, when asked about solving the state of America’s economy, he made reference to an 80′s Nintendo video game. 

“My fellow Americans.  While our current economic state presents a challenge, it is nothing compared to the struggle I went through on May 17th, 1989. ”

When asked to elaborate, Obama said “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B,A, Start.  Even heard of it?  That fateful day I beat Contra with only 3 men, alone, without using the code. I’ve done it once, I’ll do it again.”

He was challenged that it was impossible to get to the final level of  Contra without a total of 30 men and a second player helping.  ” I find your lack of faith disturbing,” Obama responded.  “You younger reporters in the front row.  Come into the Oval Office immediately, I’ll download it on the Wii and show you how I run things.  Maybe once you see this incredible display of power you will all back up off me.” 

Obama then concluded the press conference by saying “Deez Nuts!,” dropping the microphone on the floor, and taking the reporters who doubted his skills into the White House.