Nancy Grace Killed Caylee Anthony
Fact 1: In the United States, four children die every day as a result of child abuse.
Fact 2: Caylee Anthony went missing June 2008.
Fact 3: Nancy Grace hasn’t talked about one thing, other than Caylee Anthony since June 2008.
Fact 4: Nancy Grace makes scary facial expressions and her eyebrows are amiss.
Fact 5: Nancy Grace has single-handedly master-minded the media frenzy that is The Anthony Family.
Fact 6: The previous three facts are not indeed facts; however, the fourth and fifth facts have propensity toward truth.
As a responsible and educated citizen of the United States of America, one must wonder, why has Nancy Grace decided to completely ignore every other tragic event that has occurred in the past seven months? Why has she fixated on bringing down the, albeit deranged, but possibly innocent*, mother of Caylee Anthony, Casey Anthony? Why has Nancy Grace spared no expense to so vehemently and adamantly point the finger away from herself in the above-referenced matter? Coincidence? I think not.
Allow me to answer the above questions. It’s so obvious people, Nancy Grace has the perfect medium to cover up her brazen acts. She MUST be the killer. There’s simply no other rationale behind her zest in this case. Her fixation is manipulative and contrived; she’s covering her tracks. Was she in Orange County the day of Caylee’s disappearance? Doubtful. Does she have motive? Doubtful. Can she prove she has nothing to do with any direct involvement in this murder? Probable. But, let’s not lose sight of the only question that matters; is she capable of murder? Uh, yeah. Of course she is. The woman’s a bona fide nutcase. Have you watched her show? Have you read her book? Enough said.
And, while we’re at it, she may have kidnapped Elizabeth Smart… I’m just sayin’. Oh, and she could be behind the disappearance of Natalie Holloway. And let’s not leave out the fact that remains, she undoubtedly possibly has something to do with Senator Larry Craig’s stall incident. I mean facts are facts. She’s out of control and out of her mind and she has a makeup situation unlike any I’ve ever seen. Less blush, Nancy. And ease up on the hairspray.
Less is more in some cases, my mom taught me that.
* I mentioned above that Casey Anthony is possibly innocent, that was for dramatic effect and should not be read as truthful, her guilt is probable and as such, she should be interviewed on The Nancy Grace Show every day for the rest of her life as punishment, as that would be a far worse fate than death and she would indisputably end up killing herself, like the vast majority of Nancy’s other guests.
Disclaimer: Nancy Grace was not harmed in the making of this blog. She is literally made of stone.
No, seriously, literally. Stone.
(CNN Headline News, The Nancy Grace Show)