Comments on: Sharks in Venice: Steve Baldwin’s best work! http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/ Real Life. Real Shenanigans. Home of "13 Stupid Questions" Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:43:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Thummiffifiex http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-5493 Thummiffifiex Sun, 10 May 2009 14:10:31 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-5493 - If money isn't a problem for you, then Dom Perignon would be best to order wine for many evils lie along that path be filled instead with the Holy Spirit, and controlled by him" Ephesians 5 18 The Apostle Paul said, "Don't drink too much wine for those in deep depression. [url=http://finger-lake.munny.bee.pl/first-quality-cabernet.html]34 x 15 wine cooler[/url] - If money isn’t a problem for you, then Dom Perignon would be best to order wine for many evils lie along that path be filled instead with the Holy Spirit, and controlled by him” Ephesians 5 18 The Apostle Paul said, “Don’t drink too much wine for those in deep depression. [url=http://finger-lake.munny.bee.pl/first-quality-cabernet.html]34 x 15 wine cooler[/url]

]]> By: Skip DeKades http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-354 Skip DeKades Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:32:59 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-354 This one sounds like it's not even worthy of a Razzie. This one sounds like it’s not even worthy of a Razzie.

]]> By: TylerDFC http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-345 TylerDFC Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:29:47 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-345 Nice to see the new feature is a hit. Look for more craptastic works of celluloidal atrocity in the near future, kiddies. Nice to see the new feature is a hit. Look for more craptastic works of celluloidal atrocity in the near future, kiddies.

]]> By: Emily http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-343 Emily Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:30:05 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-343 I don't think Steven Baldwin has ever made a good movie, I mean really before he did the apprentice wasn't he just another one of the Baldwin brothers, but your not really sure which one? Remind me to NEVER see this movie, I'm sure it ranks as one of the worst of all time! Emily I don’t think Steven Baldwin has ever made a good movie, I mean really before he did the apprentice wasn’t he just another one of the Baldwin brothers, but your not really sure which one? Remind me to NEVER see this movie, I’m sure it ranks as one of the worst of all time!

Emily

]]> By: Loose Cannon http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-342 Loose Cannon Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:05:48 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-342 What is going on? I checked our site this afternnon and 9 comments already? I had no idea that writing about a bad shark movie would create such a response. TylerDFC, you are a genius. We have been focusing on the wrong animals (monkeys, ferrets) for too long. TylerDFC - going forward, you are only allowed to write about sharks. What is going on? I checked our site this afternnon and 9 comments already? I had no idea that writing about a bad shark movie would create such a response. TylerDFC, you are a genius. We have been focusing on the wrong animals (monkeys, ferrets) for too long. TylerDFC – going forward, you are only allowed to write about sharks.

]]> By: PBR http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-341 PBR Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:00:31 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-341 Where can I get that top hat that Steve is wearing? I want to make sure I never get laid again. Where can I get that top hat that Steve is wearing? I want to make sure I never get laid again.

]]> By: toofunnyfortv http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-340 toofunnyfortv Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:51:10 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-340 Oh, I forgot to mention that it would be awesome if in "Sharks in Space" you could also hear the sharks roar and also have the ability go into warp speed. Time traveling Sharks would be cool. Oh, I forgot to mention that it would be awesome if in “Sharks in Space” you could also hear the sharks roar and also have the ability go into warp speed. Time traveling Sharks would be cool.

]]> By: shoffman http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-339 shoffman Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:12:56 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-339 How dare you say anything bad about Baldwin, the Master Thespian? Did you not see Bio-Dome? I rest my case. How dare you say anything bad about Baldwin, the Master Thespian? Did you not see Bio-Dome? I rest my case.

]]> By: Catherinette Singleton http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-338 Catherinette Singleton Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:06:44 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-338 Has Stephen Baldwin ever made a good movie? I'm pretty sure the answer to that question is no. Here's my question? At what point did he look at the script and think to himself, "this is awesome!"? <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Catherinette" rel="nofollow">follow @Catherinette on twitter<a> Has Stephen Baldwin ever made a good movie? I’m pretty sure the answer to that question is no.

Here’s my question? At what point did he look at the script and think to himself, “this is awesome!”?

follow @Catherinette on twitter

]]> By: emilyz http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-337 emilyz Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:40:20 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-337 TylerDFC! Where have you been. You've been missed. Great post. TylerDFC! Where have you been. You’ve been missed. Great post.

]]> By: slade http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-336 slade Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:37:06 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-336 I rented this one and thought it was pretty good but Dark Knight was better. I rented this one and thought it was pretty good but Dark Knight was better.

]]> By: toofunnyfortv http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-335 toofunnyfortv Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:27:09 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-335 Here are my pitches: Sharks in Space: "In space, nobody can hear you swim." Sharks: Dream Warriors: "Freddy had 10 claws. This one has 719 teeth." (Dokken supplys the musical score) Here are my pitches:

Sharks in Space: “In space, nobody can hear you swim.”
Sharks: Dream Warriors: “Freddy had 10 claws. This one has 719 teeth.” (Dokken supplys the musical score)

]]> By: loneranger http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-334 loneranger Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:18:49 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-334 There's nothing like hiring a washed up, out of shape, pasty, coke binging, born again Christian to play an action hero and -since the film involves water - to presumably have his shirt off in several scenes. I'm pretty sure they offered Stevie B $25,000 and paid for a month of meals at Sizzler. There’s nothing like hiring a washed up, out of shape, pasty, coke binging, born again Christian to play an action hero and -since the film involves water – to presumably have his shirt off in several scenes. I’m pretty sure they offered Stevie B $25,000 and paid for a month of meals at Sizzler.

]]> By: The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma http://www.rufkm.net/2009/02/23/cinema-craptastique-sharks-in-venice/#comment-333 The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:01:43 +0000 http://www.rufkm.net/?p=733#comment-333 Remind me to miss this one. Great review. P.S. The Sister told me on Friday night, she's pee'd off a little at you for not posting on the ferret. She's very concerned about the ferret situation. Remind me to miss this one. Great review. P.S. The Sister told me on Friday night, she’s pee’d off a little at you for not posting on the ferret. She’s very concerned about the ferret situation.

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