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RUFKMRUFKM T-Shirt confirmed to enhance milk bombs, save lives
February 19, 2009 by captainboondoggle
Filed under Captain Boondoggle, The legend of RUFKM
However glorious these events and endeavors may seem, we have always been in it for more; much more.
Sure the adoration, the fame, and the marriage proposals have all been worthwhile but from the beginning we have only wanted to unselfishly share our brilliance with the world in the vain hope of bringing a little laughter into this seemingly cruel and heartless world. In short to become a shining beacon of hope in a world bereft of heroes and clouded in the darkness of a modern society devoid of personal contact.
That and we wanted to see our logo emblazoned upon a fine pair of boobies.
Chesticles, wahwahs, shmozobs, sweater meat, funbags, hooters, palookas, flapdoodles, wapbopaloobops.
This day has come as our otherwise routine shipment of our 1,352nd RUFKM ARMY shirt (available for $9.99 including S&H) has resulted in the legendary RUFKM logo being encased in some surprisingly bodacious tatas for all of eternity.
To our surprise, none of our previous shirt shipments have resulted in prime Grade A boobage until this landmark week when #1 RUFKM Groupie and purported Boondogglite both surprised and delighted us with a post of magnificent mammaries enhanced in greatness by a RUFKM Classic Tee for all the world to behold.
In addition to the milk wagons pictured above, an unexpected bonus of an unsolicited buttocks pic is featured for your viewing and other perverted pleasures.
Am I F—ing Kidding You?
Go to the site now and see for yourself.
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Awwww, I’m flattered. My being super naughty got me a mention on my favorite page. I seriously dig my new shirt, hope you get some orders from my readers. You guys Rock !
The Girl got her own featured page! And congrats on getting the logo on nice boobies.
Are we supposed to be RULING the world or RUINING it? I keep losing that 185 page manifesto/mission statement/coloring book that Cannon gave us when he first hatched his plan for a world dominating website. All I remember about that night was the peyote, a shit ton of pecan logs and the cool desert wind on my face as the Dark Lord performed a ritualistic circumcision on an iguana by the full moon.
A more innocent time to be sure.
I am on board with the RYFKM shirt. As a woman, you have design flaws. You need to consult a hip woman before producing more of these. They’re ugly. I can correct this.
1. Drop the monkey. RY(U)FKM is sufficient to arouse interest. The monkey, however, ruins it.
2. Navy blue and red? RUFKM?
3. Get cute, light weight tight v-neck t’s for the women.
4. Change the font. Make it undercase like the font used in the sitcome ellen. Trust me.
5. Shirts white black Or army green.
6. Did I say, lose the monkey?
7. rufkm.net on the front. That’s it. Try, like I am, to be mysterious.
8. Army? No. The lower case, upper case thing aint working. Drop it.
That is all. Now go, re-design and sin no more.
These are all great suggestions, but the my favorite is that we go for V-neck’s for the ladies.
Just imagine Evil Twin’s Wife in a RUFKM ARMY V-Neck……..
Only $17.99. Act Now!
Girl: You rule the earth. Fact.
ETW: The power of the RUFKM shirt compels you.
Charmaine: I was actually listening to you for a moment before you referenced Ellen and spelled sitcom with an “e”. Do not degrade our artistic design as we have already received an offer from the Louvre to hang our T-shirt next to the Mona Lisa.
Thanks Cannon !