Comments on: Things We Weren’t Taught In School: Vol 1 http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/ Real Life. Real Shenanigans. Home of "13 Stupid Questions" Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:43:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Dan Waldron http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-268 Dan Waldron Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:16:18 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-268 I discovered your homepage by coincidence. Very interesting posts and well written. I will put your site on my blogroll. :-) I discovered your homepage by coincidence.
Very interesting posts and well written.
I will put your site on my blogroll. :-)

]]> By: Charmaine http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-267 Charmaine Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:06:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-267 ha ha ha ha. Hilarious blog. Here is how I prefer my check-out counter experience to unfurl:<br/><br/>Check out clerk: Permission to make eye contact.<br/>Me: Permission not granted.<br/>check out clerk: Thank you sir. <br/><br/>If I happen to look really good:<br/><br/>Check out clerk: Permisson to make eye contact.<br/>Me: Bring it.<br/>Check out clerk: Dang, girl you look fine.<br/>Me: You may now charge me extra. ha ha ha ha. Hilarious blog. Here is how I prefer my check-out counter experience to unfurl:

Check out clerk: Permission to make eye contact.
Me: Permission not granted.
check out clerk: Thank you sir.

If I happen to look really good:

Check out clerk: Permisson to make eye contact.
Me: Bring it.
Check out clerk: Dang, girl you look fine.
Me: You may now charge me extra.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-266 Anonymous Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:43:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-266 Drive ins at Taco Bell require employess to greet "Hi, How are you today?"<br/>Fine how about yourself?<br/>Then they procede not to answer.<br/>I'll fuckin leave if thy don't answer me back.<br/>Hell I'll eat the shit they sling at Arby's.<br/>Fuck em Drive ins at Taco Bell require employess to greet “Hi, How are you today?”
Fine how about yourself?
Then they procede not to answer.
I’ll fuckin leave if thy don’t answer me back.
Hell I’ll eat the shit they sling at Arby’s.
Fuck em

]]> By: The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-265 The Girl You Don't Bring Home to Momma Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:47:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-265 See now that would make me want to talk to him even more. I'd probably run my mouth so much I'd get thrown from the car. See now that would make me want to talk to him even more. I’d probably run my mouth so much I’d get thrown from the car.

]]> By: The Hypocritical One http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-264 The Hypocritical One Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:12:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-264 My body is like an old jalopy...it takes a while to "get going" in the morning....I sympathize with your friend. My body is like an old jalopy…it takes a while to “get going” in the morning….I sympathize with your friend.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-263 Anonymous Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:48:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-263 As a child my dear mother once said to me: <br/><br/> <br/><br/>“You have horrible taste in music”<br/><br/>“You have horrible taste in movies”<br/><br/>“You have horrible taste in friends”<br/><br/>“You have horrible taste in your selection of jokes”<br/><br/>“You have horrible taste in books”<br/><br/>“You do, however, have a lovely ottoman.” As a child my dear mother once said to me:

“You have horrible taste in music”

“You have horrible taste in movies”

“You have horrible taste in friends”

“You have horrible taste in your selection of jokes”

“You have horrible taste in books”

“You do, however, have a lovely ottoman.”

]]> By: Rickey Henderson http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-262 Rickey Henderson Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:03:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-262 Hm, nice blog. Rickey digs. Keep it up. Hm, nice blog. Rickey digs. Keep it up.

]]> By: Oleg G. Kildyushov http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-261 Oleg G. Kildyushov Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:30:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-261 I don't remember you.<br/>we are familiar? I don’t remember you.
we are familiar?

]]> By: catherinette http://www.rufkm.net/2009/01/07/things-we-werent-taught-in-school-vol-1/#comment-260 catherinette Thu, 11 Sep 2008 12:05:00 +0000 http://rufkm.net/wordpress/?p=140#comment-260 I believe that the one act play featured here is nominated for a Tony. Very prestigious.<br/><br/>You know what I love? When the bitch ass clerks are too busy talking on their cell phones to greet you. I have this overwhelming desire to take the phone of their hands, slap them in the mouth, and then hand it back to them. Is that wrong? I believe that the one act play featured here is nominated for a Tony. Very prestigious.

You know what I love? When the bitch ass clerks are too busy talking on their cell phones to greet you. I have this overwhelming desire to take the phone of their hands, slap them in the mouth, and then hand it back to them. Is that wrong?

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