RUFKM is added to Wikipedia … and then banned for life

As we find ourselves to be very important people and a vital part of American history, we added Loose Cannon’s and Captain Boondoggle’s biographies to Wikipedia. Things went… poorly.

Chinese Democracy – Album Review

Stumble It!   Amazon.com Widgets  How does one begin a review of Chinese Democracy? An album that is arguably one of the most highly anticipated releases in the history of rock-n-roll. A rumored holy grail and purported savior of the rock genre that even neophytes to music, the deaf and grandmothers know is the first [...]

The Long, Dark Commercial Break of the Soul

We’ve all been there. You are at work and time has slowed to a stand still. Lunch is a distant memory and dinner is still a few hours down the line. The day is dragging like a crippled wolf gut shot from a helicopter. You are struck with an overwhelming feeling to leave the premises [...]

Fey. Ferrell. SNL

No mother humping moose, but plenty of all star Bush. Happy Friday. Bush Endorses McCain/Palin

Fair and Balanced Politics: RUFKM Style

I have to admit, this has been the most entertaining election EVER. This is an easy statement for me to make as I usually have little to no interest in politics. However, during this round of foolishness I have watched every single debate, SNL skit, and actually conducted research on the actual FACTS regarding each [...]

Monkeys & Muppets: Our Financial Crisis Explained

Our current economic state (recession) can be overwhelming and difficult to comprehend as your 401K gets reduced to the street value of a half-eaten Twinkie.   As RUFKM Worldwide Inc. is one of the Internet’s top sources for financial news, we dispatched two of our drop dead gorgeous interns to research this subject. Luckily, they [...]

Headline: Palin Shoots A Mother Humpin’ Moose!

Soon to be a chart topping hit by Amy Poehler. In the history of Billboard, this will be the first time that a blonde, knocked up, Caucasian rapper has had a number one song. Enjoy. You know that one post where we made fun of other sites that just threw up YouTube clips with a [...]

The Comedic Stylings of Mccain, Obama and a guy who loves soup

The following YouTube clips of “roasts” by Barrrrrack and Mccain themselves might be funnier than the SNL skits or maybe it’s just the shock of both of them attempting comedy. This was at the Alfred E. Smith(who?) 63rd annual memorial dinner. I missed the first 62.   For extra entertainment, please look at the 100 [...]

Headline: Mccain Licks Obama, Attempts Ass Grab

They say that a picture says a thousand words.  Good.  This saves me a hell of a lot of time.   In the last few minutes of last nights final presidential debate, when Mccain and Obama dragged their wives on stage and acted like they both didn’t want to stab each other in the neck, [...]

99.9% chance the driver next to you has no insurance

There are many clear indications that the driver next to you has absolutely no insurance. If they choose to swerve towards you in traffic and the only way to avoid them is to go directly into a ditch, choose the ditch. Dirt is softer, Mother Nature carries better liability coverage, and you will avoid an [...]

There’s no “I” in team!

Have you ever met a real life Michael Scott from the Office? Well I have. He’s a manager in my region, speaks only in cliche and chest bumped me yesterday. Here’s his paraphrased conversation.

Autograph of the Gods

Being the great Captain Boondoggle is exhausting.   But of course with such greatness, comes even greater responsibility. Responsibilities that include answering the emails, letters and other assorted requests of my ever-growing fanbase of Boondogglites. To stay ahead of the curve and to determine what next burden my celebrity status will bring me, I’ve been [...]

M-ass-ter Cleanse

The following is a classic post from Sonnygirl, an RUFKM Army member whose entire contribution to this site is…. this post.  Apparently she is only inspired to write when she is starving from drinking lemon juice and having extreme problems with her digestive system.  Sonnygirl, we enjoyed this post so please do something else ridiculous [...]

AC/DC’s Black Ice Review World Exclusive

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that AC/DC is the dumbest, ugliest, uncreative band ever — and I mean that as the highest compliment. I have only two bands that I refuse to put into “shuffle” mode on my iPod: AC/DC and KISS. Both are equally stupid, equally spectacular, and put [...]

The Trident Stick of DOOM

There are no lack of flavor choices when you are standing in line waiting to check out at your favorite Walgreen’s, Target, or gas raping stations. Over the years my favorite brands have included Cinnamon and lately –Orbit orange chunks of joy. One day, I guess I didn’t look carefully enough at my selection because, [...]

RUFKM : Quenching the Planet’s Thirst for Knowledge since 2008!

Since the beginning of time, man has been an inquisitive beast on an endless quest for knowledge. This pursuit led to scientific and artistic achievements like the invention of the wheel, the Polio vaccine, landing on the moon, Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, the ShamWow! and, of course, the Freedom Rock commercial.    RUFKM is proud [...]

SNL Palin vs Biden: Our 19th YouTube Post of the week!

This is the most pointed and on target one yet. For an actress that has never done that many impressions in the past on SNL you get the feeling that Fey was just born for this role.   The dude playing Biden is spot on with his huge capped chompers and hair plugs.  He also really, [...]

O’Reilly and Barney Frank: Separated at Birth

Is there anything more satisfying, deeply disturbing or entirely hilarious as today’s cable news? To get the very best of this lunacy, I only go to the one and only, fair and balanced, undisputed champion of all things absurd, Fox News Channel. As luck would have it, I found myself watching the O’Reilly Factor the [...]

An Open Letter to Governor Sarah Palin from TylerDFC

Dear Governor Palin, First of all, congratulations on getting through the debate. I’m sure it was a nerve wracking experience and I don’t envy you for a moment. That said I’d like to bring up some thoughts I had while watching you last night. 1. Please stop referring to American constituents as “ Main Street [...]

Palin Vs. Biden Vs. Billy Madison Vs. Ms. South Carolina *UPDATED*

It’s Vice President Debate time! Oh my gosh! Oh my golly! It seems like only yesterday that I hunkered down with the family with a nice bowl of gruel and we all cozied up next to the Zenith to witness our nation’s future. I’m sorry. I’m suffering from the writing prose of TylerDFC. Moving on. [...]