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13 Stupid Questions
There are only so many band names left. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue….. the great ones are pretty much gone. At this point,upcoming musical acts have to throw together random words they see after a vicious scrabble tournament, crossword puzzles on the tour bus floor, or just point at things like Brick from Anchorman…... [Read more of this review]
Since last summer, one album is in constant rotation in our cars and iPods, reassuring the RUFKM writers will achieve our goal to go deaf by March. That album? Maylene and the Sons of Disaster: III. We warned Dallas about the powers of Monkey Glue but he JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN. Not only do they have the longest band name in rock history, ... [Read more of this review]
The legendary Chicago rock band I Love Rich recently contacted RUFKM headquarters with an interview request to help promote their newest CD Season of the Rich, their worthy followup to their quintessential album Year of the Rich. Widely acclaimed as another “ILR” classic, Season of the Rich rocked Planet Earth when it debuted worldwide... [Read more of this review]
Every once in awhile, sending harassing, offensive emails to rock stars works. With Jani Lane, not so much as shown HERE. Glamour shot of the original line up of Skid Row. Rachel had no choice but to be a rock star since he was born with a nose chain. Quite tragic. However, in the case of Rachel Bolan of Skid Row, it worked perfectly. At least,... [Read more of this review]
Halloween is quickly approaching. We will all soon be reminded of all the iconic monsters of our time. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, and that sketchy little puppet from Saw. But nothing is more frightening than a man named $tevil. Stevie and some other clowns showing photographic evidence that TUFF did exist. Stevie “$tevil”Rachelle is... [Read more of this review]
Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism. And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour. We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read about HERE. It turns... [Read more of this review]
Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. You in the balcony! Stop smiling! This is a serious concert. No joking around! After several... [Read more of this review]
Occasionally, the geniuses at RUFKM make mistakes. We’re only human ….. plus we do a ton of narcotics. The RUFKM headquarters are flooded with requests for our “13 Stupid Questions” from various PR firms, music labels, and artists desperate to be endorsed the world’s greatest humor website. Because of the... [Read more of this review]
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