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Tyler DFC Reviews Diamonds are Forever by Ian Fleming

I would love for the producers of the James Bond series to finally go back and make a Bond movie that is true to the books.

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RUFKM Boycotts the Super Bowl

For the first time in a long time, the Super Bowl happened, and RUFKM did not have a dog in the fight.

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RUFKM: The Rebirthening

Previous attempts to revive RUFKM were lacking a kick-ass slogan written in an obnoxiously large font that was also on fire.

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Author Tom Clancy allegedly dead at the age of [redacted]

Editor’s note: Portions of this article were reviewed by the NSA, the Department of REDACTED, and REDACTED prior to publication.

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Elite Squad 2 Will Change Your Life

Elite Squad 2 makes sweet love to all other cop movies, and when it’s done it forces them to make sandwiches and clean the house.

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There’s only one thing wrong with the RoboCop trailer.

There aren’t enough robots. Or pimps, really.

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World War Z was a movie.

Before you can say “Donovan McNabb sucks”, the historic streets of downtown Philly are overrun by the sprinting dead.

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A special message of freedom from Jack Burton

We know your methods and your numbers. We do not fear you. And, our genitalia are considerably larger than yours.

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Hillary Clinton Takes Responsibility For iPad Mini Delay.

“Make no mistake,” said Bill O’Reilly, “the REAL evil is President Obama, whose dark, sinister, terrorist loving, baby hating gay sex-mongering agenda is all over this story.”

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Charm City Devils SINS – Album Review

Charm City Devils’ new album SINS is 11 tracks of instantly catchy rock with a modern production that elevates the material while retaining the rawness of the guitars and vocals.

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Madonna doesn’t need your love, you sack of shit.

This is what happens when someone has unlimited money and time. Maybe Obama is right, and we should tax rich people out of existence and give their money to the poor for malt liquor and crack pipes.

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Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47 – An R.I.P. Retrospective

Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to […]

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Charlie Sheen’s Brief History of Winning

It’s like being good at speed boating, or banging blindfolded hookers. You don’t have to DO anything. It’s just what you ARE.

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America Needs Robocop.

I’m the guy who used to break into your house in the middle of the night and force you to play Russian roulette with your family before we robbed and burned the place.

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Return of InterBrain: Charlie Sheen Thanks America’s Firefighters.

Thank you for saving me. You are beautiful and hot, and you are every bit as hot as you are beautiful.

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Swill Street Stories – Lindsay Lohan and the Deathly Hallows.

The Lohan rarely appears in films because films are beneath her. Can such genius be contained within the narrow aspect of a theater screen? Can it be confined to two hours? Can it even be scripted?

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CBRIII-6: Mockingjay – Suzanne Collins

NOTE: Mockingjay is book 3 and the finale to The Hunger Games series. The […]

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Counterpoint – “Alive” Album Review turns into quest rivaling search for the Lost Ark

Counterpoint the Word: “In music, counterpoint is the relationship between two or more voices […]

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China is Super Happy Peaceful Number One American Friend!

Thanks to the live car battery they attached to my nutsack, I was hardly even aware of the sensation of drowning.

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Sarah Palin Comes out Swinging.

Palin skillfully used violent imagery to deny the notion that she is prone to using violent imagery.

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