Thursday, August 21, 2014

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Author Tom Clancy allegedly dead at the age of [redacted] Author Tom Clancy allegedly dead at the age of [redacted]

By RUFKM Literary Correspondent Jack “Sum of all Fears” Burton Tom Clancy,... 


Elite Squad 2 Will Change Your Life Elite Squad 2 Will Change Your Life

By Jack “Booted Thug” Burton Who among us can say they are prepared... 


There’s only one thing wrong with the RoboCop trailer. There’s only one thing wrong with the RoboCop trailer.

By Jack ‘Bought it for a Dollar’ Burton Tell me again what’s wrong... 


World War Z was a movie. World War Z was a movie.

By Jack “Pitt Fiend” Burton The best way to take down a zombie is with... 


A special message of freedom from Jack Burton A special message of freedom from Jack Burton

By Jack “Welcome Back” Burton America has faced many challenges lately.... 


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Boondoggle's Chestnuts

RUFKM Films Presents: Chicago Blizzard 2011 “Snowmegeddon” RUFKM Films Presents: Chicago Blizzard 2011 “Snowmegeddon”

RUFKM.NET Presents the official trailer for their next full-length production film;... 


RUFKM Films Presents “Pour Me” – The History of the Cowbell RUFKM Films Presents “Pour Me” – The History of the Cowbell

RUFKM.NET Films presents the greatest short film ever created involving cowbells... 


The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10 The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10

It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll... 


Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk

I’m flummoxed.  Bewildered. Stupified. Mystified.  Constipated. As you are probably... 


12 Jackasses you find in every gym 12 Jackasses you find in every gym

There are few better delights in life than the opportunity to observe some quality... 


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13 Stupid Questions

13 Stupid Questions with Riot Inside 13 Stupid Questions with Riot Inside

By CEON FOOSHEYS Chicago rockers Riot Inside will release their second EP title 404 on Oct. 9, a six-song collection of energetic rhythm and bottom heavy swagger. I imagine a music reviewer would write that. I am not a music reviewer, but I have listened to 404 after much bickering with drum player John Castro, who in addition to being a tight little... [Read more of this review]


Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47 – An R.I.P. Retrospective Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47 – An R.I.P. Retrospective

Jani Lane – R.I.P. The writers of RUFKM have always found Jani Lane to be an underrated singer/songwriter that simply wrote some great songs during and after Warrant’s heyday. Unfortunately for most he is known as the “Cherry Pie Guy” but wrote melodies and lyrics that were superior to most of his peers – “Heaven”,... [Read more of this review]


Shaman’s Harvest – Rock on the Range audio interview Shaman’s Harvest – Rock on the Range audio interview

There are only so many band names left. Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue….. the great ones are pretty much gone. At this point,upcoming musical acts have to throw together random words they see after a vicious scrabble tournament, crossword puzzles on the  tour bus floor, or just point at things like Brick from Anchorman…... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster 13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster

Since last summer, one album is in constant rotation in our cars and iPods, reassuring the RUFKM writers will achieve our goal to go deaf by March.  That album?  Maylene and the Sons of Disaster: III. We warned Dallas about the powers of Monkey Glue but he JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN. Not only do they have the longest band name in rock history, ... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich 13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich

The legendary Chicago rock band I Love Rich recently contacted RUFKM headquarters with an interview request to help promote their newest CD  Season of the Rich, their worthy followup to their quintessential album Year of the Rich. Widely acclaimed as another “ILR” classic, Season of the Rich rocked Planet Earth when it debuted worldwide... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row 13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row

Every once in awhile, sending harassing, offensive emails to rock stars works.  With Jani Lane, not so much as shown HERE. Glamour shot of the original line up of Skid Row. Rachel had no choice but to be a rock star since he was born with a nose chain. Quite tragic. However, in the case of Rachel Bolan of Skid Row, it worked perfectly.  At least,... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF 13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF

Halloween is quickly approaching. We will all soon be reminded of all the iconic monsters of our time. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, and that sketchy little puppet from Saw.  But nothing is more frightening than a man named $tevil. Stevie and some other clowns showing photographic evidence that TUFF did exist. Stevie “$tevil”Rachelle is... [Read more of this review]


Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool – Stupid Video Interview Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool – Stupid Video Interview

Here is a YouTube clip of an interview we did with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool at Crue Fest in W. Palm Beach.   You wouldn’t think that Ryan has a sense of humor since he’s usually singing angry songs about killing poodles *  but he is quite witty …. and obscene.  In other words, it was a perfect interview with all the integrity... [Read more of this review]


John Allen of Charm City Devils- Stupid Video Interview @ Crue Fest 2 John Allen of Charm City Devils- Stupid Video Interview @ Crue Fest 2

Here it is. The first RUFKM video production. This is one of two interviews we did at Crue Fest 2.  This clip is with John Allen of Charm City Devils who is one cool, laid back, funny dude.  The second is with Ryan Mccombs of Drowning Pool which ended with a huge conflict and Ryan shutting off our camera and kicking us off the tour bus.  More on... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with JET 13 Stupid Questions with JET

Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism.  And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour.  We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read about HERE. It turns... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche 13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche

Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. You in the balcony! Stop smiling! This is a serious concert. No joking around! After several... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther 13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther

Occasionally, the geniuses at RUFKM make mistakes.  We’re only human …..  plus we do a ton of narcotics. The RUFKM  headquarters are  flooded with requests for our “13 Stupid Questions” from various PR firms,  music labels, and artists desperate to be endorsed the world’s greatest humor website. Because of the... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys 13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys

The economy has taken it’s toll on many industries, but nobody has been hit harder than the publicity department at Broken Teeth LLC. It is quite sad, but this company cannot even afford plastic cases or original copies of it’s artists music. Broken Teeth is one of several lesser known bands playing on Shiprocked, a rock and roll cruise... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool 13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool

A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week”  Ryan Mccombs.   Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils. However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic 13 Stupid Questions with Atarilogic

Yo. While most (read: all) of our “13 Stupid Questions” interviews have been geared towards hard rock, our staff has a diverse taste in music — especially artists with a great sense of humor.                                 Although his name is Atarilogic, he completely sucks at Yar's Revenge.         So,... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil 13 Stupid Questions with Pop Evil

Before you read this interview, you should know that RUFKM and Pop Evil have a rich history together.  In the beginning of 2009, Boondoggle had recommended their new album Lipstick on the Mirror,  so TylerDFC and I bought a copy and it was pretty damn good. Hell, Boondoggle even wrote an in depth review of the album that made it sound like it was... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with the Charm City Devils 13 Stupid Questions with the Charm City Devils

Let it be known that John Allen, lead singer/songwriter  of Charm City Devils, is one cool dude.  Somehow, his interview actually made the writers of RUFKM enjoy Charm City Devils’ debut album, So Let’s Rock and Roll, even more.  It’s one of those interviews that make you root for the band to succeed on their way to world domination. Listen,... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer 13 Stupid Questions answered by…umm… The Answer

About a year ago while perusing a local “classic rock” station a sound both strangely familiar but entirely new began to emit from the speakers of my car. I immediately lunged towards the volume knob to crank the volume to 11, proceeded to sing like a fool while simultaneously banging my head like a crack-addict. Much like a fool I mouthed... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas 13 Stupid Questions with The Last Vegas

Have you ever asked yourself: “What would Motley Crue sound like if they did not have Vince Neil stumbling around the stage incoherently mumbling the lyrics to their greatest hits and instead hired Josh Todd of Buckcherry as their lead singer?” No. How about dreaming of a band that redefines sleaze, brings back the Sunset Strip... [Read more of this review]


13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc. 13 Stupid Questions with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, etc.

We have had endless debates at the RUFKM headquarters of who would be best suited for candidates for our world famous “13 Stupid Questions.”  However, since we began this series of ridiculous Q&A, one man was always at the top of the list. Al Jourgensen, best known as as the founder and frontman of the recently retired band Ministry. Why? ... [Read more of this review]


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