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Canada is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. It is a land of unending contradictions that has caused both ...
I Have GOT to Get Around This Car.
I have GOT to get around this car. Oh my God, this car will NOT get the fuck out of my ...
The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10
It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll band live. It’s ...
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Gypsy Curse – Wake The Dead
Canada is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. It is a land of unending contradictions...
I Have GOT to Get Around This Car.
I have GOT to get around this car. Oh my God, this car will NOT get the fuck out...
The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10
It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll...
“Do you like cheese?” The Greatest Phone Prank Ever Told
It is a well-known and accepted fact that all people, excluding Pauly Shore, fall...
Sleep With Many Beautiful Women Using one Simple Rule.
By Jacques Martin Gerard Chevalier Moreau Burtón, RUFKM Guest Writer and World Fashion...
The North American Cockasaurus: Real or Elaborate Hoax?
The Loch Ness Monster, commonly referred to as Nessie, is a cryptid that inhabits...
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Captain Boondoggle
The Last Vegas at the House of Blues – 02/27/10
It’s not every day that you have the opportunity to see a great up and coming rock-n-roll...
Panties, Bombs and Silly Talk
I’m flummoxed. Bewildered. Stupified. Mystified. Constipated. As you are probably...
12 Jackasses you find in every gym
There are few better delights in life than the opportunity to observe some quality...
Nicolas Cage: Leader of the “Are You F–ing Kidding Me?” revolution
Recently, I have found myself increasingly entranced within a recurring daydream. ...
Women have insane questions. We have obnoxious answers.
I had a conversation yesterday with Boondoggle that revolved around the ridiculous...
Charm City Devils – Let’s Rock n Roll
I recently checked my iTunes play count and noticed a rather strange anomaly. It...
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13 Stupid Questions
13 Stupid Questions with Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Since last summer, one album is in constant rotation in our cars and iPods, reassuring the RUFKM writers will achieve our goal to go deaf by March. That album? Maylene and the Sons of Disaster: III. We warned Dallas about the powers of Monkey Glue but he JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN. Not only do they have the longest band name in rock history, ... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with I Love Rich
The legendary Chicago rock band I Love Rich recently contacted RUFKM headquarters with an interview request to help promote their newest CD Season of the Rich, their worthy followup to their quintessential album Year of the Rich. Widely acclaimed as another “ILR” classic, Season of the Rich rocked Planet Earth when it debuted worldwide... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with Skid Row
Every once in awhile, sending harassing, offensive emails to rock stars works. With Jani Lane, not so much as shown HERE. Glamour shot of the original line up of Skid Row. Rachel had no choice but to be a rock star since he was born with a nose chain. Quite tragic. However, in the case of Rachel Bolan of Skid Row, it worked perfectly. At least,... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with Stevie Rachelle of Metal Sludge, TUFF
Halloween is quickly approaching. We will all soon be reminded of all the iconic monsters of our time. Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, and that sketchy little puppet from Saw. But nothing is more frightening than a man named $tevil. Stevie and some other clowns showing photographic evidence that TUFF did exist. Stevie “$tevil”Rachelle is... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with JET
Mark Wilson of JET recently sat down with RUFKM.NET to answer some of the stupidest questions in the history of rock journalism. And by “sitting down with us” we mean that he sent back his responses from his iPhone somewhere on tour. We also recently reviewed JET’s new album Shaka Rock which you can read about HERE. It turns... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with Queensryche
Shiprocked is a cruise departing in November from Ft. Lauderdale that features Queensryche, Skid Row, Tesla, Ratt and others. Several months ago, as part of our Shiprocked promotion, we got in contact with Queensryche’s manager, Jeff at Rock Star PR. You in the balcony! Stop smiling! This is a serious concert. No joking around! After several... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with Steel Panther
Occasionally, the geniuses at RUFKM make mistakes. We’re only human ….. plus we do a ton of narcotics. The RUFKM headquarters are flooded with requests for our “13 Stupid Questions” from various PR firms, music labels, and artists desperate to be endorsed the world’s greatest humor website. Because of the... [Read more of this review]
13 Stupid Questions with Jason McMaster of Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys
The economy has taken it’s toll on many industries, but nobody has been hit harder than the publicity department at Broken Teeth LLC. It is quite sad, but this company cannot even afford plastic cases or original copies of it’s artists music. Broken Teeth is one of several lesser known bands playing on Shiprocked, a rock and roll cruise... [Read more of this review]
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