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13 Stupid Questions with Drowning Pool
A few weeks ago, we were given the opportunity to interview Drowning Pool’s “lead singer of the week” Ryan Mccombs. Drowning Pool is playing at this summer’s Cruefest 2 with previous “13 Stupid Questions” participants Charm City Devils.
However, all the band members look like convicted felons and do not look like they can spell [...]
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New Great White album a flamethrower of flaming crap I think I found the worst album ever.
It is Great White’s newest release Rising.
It is so bad that not only did I delete it from my most recent playlist, I think I’m going to completely remove it from my library because it is so bad that I don’t want to risk ever having to hear [...]
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Shark Zone - Adventures in stock footage By TylerDFC
Danny Wagner: “I hate sharks, they suck.”
Jimmy Wagner: “Yes, they do.”
I like to take notes when I am watching movies so that when I sit down to write about them I won’t be forced to make stuff up off the top of my head. While watching Shark Zone I began to keep track [...]
Politics
Obama appoints new Cyber Czar, Fuhrer of the Interior, Mack Daddy of Poonany So this week Obama is set to name a new “Cyber Czar” to be in charge of the nations internet security. This in addition to the already named “Auto Czar” and “Banking Czar”, two gentlemen who are in charge of facilitating the takeover of several publicly held corporations. We here at RUFKM find it fascinating [...]
